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*Mark's and Bambam's PM's*

Bambie😋: so like me and Yugy went out to eat Thai food and well it was the worst day of my life

Marky👽: aw why ;-;

Bambie😋: ok 1. Yugy got food poisoning 2. I GOT PINK EYE :/

Marky👽: 😶🙂

Bambie😋: what?

Marky👽: pls don't h8 me?

Bambie😋: ok?

Marky👽: I started laughing at the whole pink eye thing

Bambie😋: I'm not talking to you anymore

Marky👽: aw come on! It's kind of funny!

Bambie😋: Nope, for a whole week I will block you

Marky👽: what no Bambam come on!

Bambie😋 has blocked you

*Group chat*

Yugyeom🙄: so ya I'm basically sick

Bambie😋: I blocked Mark

Jackson🤣: but he can still talk to you here?

Bambie😋: true ok then bye

Bambie😋 left the chat

Marky👽: aw come on

Yugyeom🙄: ?

Jinyoung😁: why is he mad?

Youngjae💕: oh shit

Jb💎: aye language

Jackson🤣: lol

Marky👽: because I made fun of his pink eye

Yugyeom🙄: I laughed at him but then regretted it because he hit me with a shoe

Jinyoung😁: ha pink eye 😂

Youngjae💕: aw poor Bambam XD does it hurt?

Jb💎: well you should rest Yugyeom

Jackson🤣: true and tell Bambam to feel better

Marky👽: and try to convince him on unblocking me

Yugyeom🙄: sure, later hyungs

Yugyeom🙄 left the chat

Marky👽: now what am I supposed to do?

Jb💎: call him on his real phone number?

Youngjae💕: oh true

Jackson🤣: have you guy ever called each other before?

Jinyoung😁: no they are not old school

Marky👽: I never really called him, Like, I met him in person, but never actually talked to him on the phone

Youngjae💕: wtf? Why not??

Jinyoung😁: you dumbass, you both could of tricked each other

Jb💎: so freaking stupid

Marky👽: stop, you're hurting my feelings :(

Jinyoung😁: so?

Mark's POV
I type in bambam's phone number and click the call button. "Hello?" Surprised he answered. "Bambam?" "What?" He asked. "It's me Mark" he sighs. "Are you here to laugh at me?" He asked annoyed and I chuckle. "No, I called you to apologize haha" "well I don't care, I'm hanging up" He said with a annoyed tone. "No! Don't hang up! I promise I won't make fun of you!" I beg. "You and KiM yUgYeOm decided to laugh at me!" Bambam yelled, and I started laughing. "No I didn't meant to hurt your feelings though!" I say while laughing and I hear Yugyeom yell at Bambam. "IM TRYING TO SLEEP YOU INCONSIDERATE ASSHOLE" i start dying of laughter, then Jaebum walked in. "Why are you laughing so hard for?" He asked confused as hell. "B-because Bambam and Yugy a-are arguing haha" I say, trying to catch my breath. "Put it on speaker" he ordered and I nod. "WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU GIANT BRAT!?" Bambam screeched through the phone and I start laughing again while Jaebum just giggles. "I SAID, LET ME SLEEP YPU IN-CONSIDERATE-ASS-HOLE!!!" Screamed back. "I-I can't!!" I say and Jaebum laughs. "OÍ JACKSON COME HEAR THIS!!!" Jaebum calls out and Jackson came in. "Listen to this!" I say and put the phone in front of him. "THEN WHY DONT YOU HELP ME WITH MY FUCKING PINK EYE!?" "WILL YOU HELP ME WITH MY FUCKING FOOD POISONING!?" "WHAT THE HELL DO YPU WANT ME TO DO THEN!?" "I DONT FUCKING KNOW!? MAYBE LET ME SLEEP INSTEAD OF YELLING AT FUCKING TUAN!?" "IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO HELP YOU!?" "THEN WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO ABOUT YOUR PINK EYE!?" "I DONT KNOW!?" I just can't they sound so funny, Jackson laughs and me and Jaebum try not to die. "What's so funny, Tuan?" Bambam asked and I tried calming my laughter. "N-nothing" I say innocently. "Yeah, sure you old man" I gasp and the two idiots next to me laugh. "Hey I'm not an old man! I'm in my early twenties!" I say defensively. "Sure.. and I'm going into my twenties in two months.." Bambam said, giggling and my eyes widen. "W-wait?! Two months!?" I say and Jaebum smacked me across the head. "OWWW!?" I yell and Jackson glared. "You don't know your boyfriends birthday?" I shake my head. "I do I just didn't realize..." I say and he shakes his head. "So you forgot? ?" Bambam asked, suspiciously. "What?! No I-it's just that I'm still p-planning on what I'm going to get you hehe" I say reassuring him, in reality I totally forgot and don't know what to get him. "Uh-huh, ok, im going to bed, my eye hurts" I sigh. "Ok, night Bambam" "night Mark" and with that the call ended, the guys had already left and I was alone.

*Group chat*

Jb💎: I'm so disappointed, like how could you forget ??

Jackson🤣: same

Jinyoung😁: ok and?

Youngjae💕: Jinyoung! What's wrong baby?

Marky👽: look so I forgot but I do have something in mind that could make up for it?

Jackson🤣: he legit started feeling bad, Mark and not only that you made fun of his pink eye...

Jinyoung😁: oh crap, don't tell me you forgot his birthday?

Youngjae💕: that's so bad, he's your boyfriend

Jackson🤣: he did and he even started freaking out on Bambam like "WAIT WHAT!?" WHILE ON THE PHONE

Jb💎: it was disappointing

Marky👽: I did

Jinyoung😁: DUDE HE EXPECTS YOU TO KNOW, HOW THE HELL DID YOU FORGET?! NO WONDER HE CALLS YOU AN OLD MAN

Youngjae💕: nOw nOw Jinyoung its an honest mistake, maybe he was caught off guard

Jb💎: ok that's true so what do you have in mind?

Jackson🤣: Jinyoung got mad lol

Marky👽: IM SORRY!!! And I plan on going to Thailand, getting him a necklace or some expensive jewelry

Jinyoung😁: at least that's something

Youngjae💕: aw that's sweet

Jb💎: that's great, what else?

Jackson🤣: alone though?

Marky👽: I also plan on getting him a puppy!

Jinyoung😁: AWW THATS CUTEEEEE HAHAHA IM GOING TO GET ONE TOO

Youngjae💕: AWW REALLY THATS SO SWEET OF YOU!!! AND REALLY JINYOUNG?!

Jb💎: that's smart, everyone loves dogs

Jackson🤣: aww I like puppies 🐶

Jinyoung😁: so you're not dumb after all and YES YOUNGJAE ITS GOING TO BE A WHITE BALL OF FLUFF NAMED COCO

Youngjae💕: WAIT YOU ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING PLANNED OUT!?

Jackson🤣: ahah

Jb💎: aww doggie

Marky👽: lol and ya I'm going alone

Jinyoung😁: YES I JUST GOT TO GO GET HER FROM THIS LADY I KNOW

Youngjae💕: ITS A GIRL AWWWW

Marky👽: lol

Jb💎: nah it's a boy 😂😂

Jackson🤣: *sarcasm intensified*

Jinyoung😁: stfu Jb, now we need to go buy some stuff for her ok?

Youngjae💕: 🙂💔 wow thanks and ok!

Jb💎: I'm kidding babe!

Jacskon🤣: lol

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