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Nico's Critisim

There was a certain point when Will and Nico were dating, that he learned to NEVER watch a sucky movie with him.

Will and Nico sat in Nico's cabin watching the Little Mermaid.

Basically it was daytime and Nico was criticizing everything wrong with the movie.

"Why doesn't she just go, her father forbid her but so what?"Nico asked

"How come her hair just doesn't go floating all over the place, it does take place underwater after all."

"Ok no! All of her collection would've floated to the surface of the ocean."

"Poseidon is supposed to the Lord of the sea."

"OMGS why was she so dumb enough to trust that witch thingy."

"Wat da faq, how did she not see that coming of course she was gonna take your voice idiota."

"I swear why is this chick so dumb."

"Why is her father so bossy?"

"How is her hair so perfect all the time, that's impossible."

"She's basically encouraging kids to be a hoarder."

"She's so spoiled, she literally sang ' I want moooorrreee'. I mean you literally have a cave full of stuff."

"Hoarder. Hoarder. Hoarder. This chick needs to be on tv for her issues."

"OMGS, why does she have a fish hook in her collection?!!! She lives underwater with the fishes!!! Disgrace to your culture!! Shame on you, shame on your family, shame on your cow!!!!!"

"It's like me finding something that kills humans and acting all
'Hey this is so cool! I should add this to my collection! That's not weird at all!'."

"How da faq did Flounder get Eric's statue in Ariel's cave?"

"I mean he's like so teeny weeny he couldn't have gotten that heavy rock statue there."

"HAHA! Teeny weeny! I'm so mature."

"She literally gave up her voice- her only ability to speak her dam mind, for a guy. Like what kind of influence does Disney put in this?"

"Does this chick realize that while at the castle, that she could just get a piece of paper and explain everything to him in a note?"

"I mean she signed the witch's contract, she knows how to write, why can't she just do it? You're in a castle full of supplies, who would've ever thought that you could write a note to him."

"Does this chick realize she's singing to a complete stranger? Like she doesn't even know him. Like this chick don't even know who he is or his personality."

"OMGS this girl followed this guy in under like 2 seconds. Like yeah sure, just cause you see a handsome guy you're supposed to follow him and marry like yeah sure, just, just go and follow a complete stranger just cause he's hot."

"Um excuse me 'Hot'? I'm right here you know."Will interrupted

"The romance in this movie is way to fast."

"Is this movie trying to teach girls that only looks matter? Like yeah first hot guy on the street you see go for it, that's basically what they're saying. Like yeah just go knock him out with a pan then sing to him, the BOOM, force him to marry you, did your parents teach you nothing?"

"The dam girl is barely 16 years old, she said she wasn't a child, and she got fuqing married!"

"This movie is so messed up!"Nico yelled, Will rolled his eyes and wrapped an arm around Nico who grumpily cuddled with Will.

The truth was, he was never listening to the movie, he was only listening to every criticizing, sarcastic, snarky remark that Nico made. Watching his expressions throughout the movie and smiling. And every second of it was worth it.

WASSUP

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