Solangelo Head Cannons

Will's pick up lines

Will: did it hurt when you fell frim heaven?

Nico: it hurt when I crawled my way out of Tartarus

Will: . . .

Will: hey I think I lost my number. Can I have yours?

Nico: we're not allowed to have phones idiota

Will: . . . Uh

Will: hey do you work for UPS

Nico: no

Will: say why

Nico: *sighing* Why

Will: cause it looks like you got the whole package

Nico: *not impressed*

Will: hey guess what I know all 21 letters of the alphabet

Nico: . . . There's 26 idiota

Will: oh yeah I always forget U, R, A, Q, T

Nico: . . . how the fuck do you forget A

Will: my darling where have you been all my life?

Nico: hiding from you

Will: . . .

Will: did you sit in a pile of sugar?

Nico: No I did not!

Will: cause you have a pretty sweet ass

Nico: gtfo

Will: did you know that you burn calories every time you kiss someone? Wanna burn some calories?

Nico: are you seriously calling me fat?

Will: no- you're super skinny!

Nico: okay I see how it is

Will: no! I meant-

Nico: stfu

Will: . . .

Nico: kiss me

Will: *kisses Nico*