mY 10/10 fANFICTION

iDK ITS JUST QUALITY

mY FANFIC *vOIGH*

Eduardo ordered coca cola just for Edd to make his confession more lovely idk i dont know many words iMEAN UH

Eduardo expected the coca cola to arrive soon. He dressed nicely for this day and silently awaited  his coca cola arrival. Soon enough the mail man came and dropped off the coca cola to him then said bye- because hes polite- and Eduardo quickly scurried inside.

FUTURE EDD VIEW THING

Edd just arrived from i THINK THE FUTURE ANd he was getting his magical future clothes off to get real clothes so no one would notice tHEN EDUARDO CAME INNNNN. HE SAID "hEY BABE LETS GO TO MY PLACE AND PLAY SO- aAA YOUR NOT WEARONG CLOTHES-"And left the room, but thiS is where the kink comes in because im making this up on the spot- And Edd said "aY SO YOU HAD COCA COLA IN YOUR HAND G I V E" Because Edd didn't care that Eduardo just walked in he only focused on the cola.

bACK TO EDUARDO

H OLY SH!T I JUST CUSSED B U T T H A T BO D Y D O E. I MUST ATTACK IT WITH MY BOD Y. Then Edd yelled out "AY SO YOU HAD COLA IN YOUR HAND SO G I V E" and tH IS MY CHANCE WITH THA T BOI OOOOOOOOOOOO LORDY.

NARRATION BEECAUSE TALKING IN THEIR VIEW IS TOO HARD

THEN EDUARDO LEAPED ONTO EDD BASICALLY TACKLING HIM AND LEFT EDD AMAZED LIKE W O W THATS PRETTY SWELL AND TACKLED BACK AND THEN EDUARDO OPENED EDDS MOUTH LIKE A BLENDER AND EDD I NH ANLED THE COLA IT WAS JUST IM HIS MOUTH FIZZY GIVING HIM THAT AMAZING COCA COLA TASTE IT WAS FILLING HIM WITH JOY AND MOMENTUM AS HIS TASTEBUDS DANCED IN JOY OF THE SOFT DRINKS HARD LOVE AND EDD STARTING CHOKING CUZ HE WAS GETTING TOO EXITED AND EDUARDO YELLED AT HIM TO SWALLOW BUT IT JUST MADE THE SENSATION BETTER AS THE DRINKS CO RR E S S ED  HIS THROAT AND HE WAS STILL CHOKING CHOKING ISNT A JOKE BUT EDUARDO THOUGHT THAT THIS CHOKING MEANT H E WA N T E D M O R E AND EDUARDO TACKLED HIM AGAIN THEN STARTED DOING THE KISSY KISS KISS CHU CHU AND EDD WAS STILL CHOKING BUT EDUARDO WAS O K WITH THAT  M    A    Y B   E IT MEANT EDD WANTED         

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SO EDUARDO PUT HIS IN EDD AND EDD WAS LIKE

W AIT-

I THOUGHT-

THIS WAS JUST COLA-

eDD WAS SO OBLIVIOUS HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is going to be in my typed history i hate you all

SO THEN EDD WAS LIKE

HMMMMM

TH IS

IS PRETTTY

S W E LL

AND SWEATY

THEN BANG BANG

EDUARDO SOMEHOW SHOT EDD WITH HIS G U N

AND NOW EDD IS SCARED BECAUSE HIS BODY WAS NOT MEANT TO INTAKE A GUN SHOT SO NOW EDD IS FLIPPING OUT AND

Tom came home-

THE END YAY