BTS Fanfiction: Suga x Shrek

Chapter 1: Welcome to my swamp!

"Yeah," Suga thought, swiping away his jet black locks. "Sucking cock is what I do best."

His steps echoed throughout the terminal. No one had noticed him for now, it seemed.

It's been three months since he said goodbye.

Everyone had gone their separate ways. But him? He wasn't interested in joining the military like the others.

"But Sugar Baby," JNope whined. "You have to!" Jnope dramatically falls to the ground and gently places his hand onto his beautiful shiny forehead.

Jintama grasps onto Shu gah's stick like legs. "Come back!"

Suga sighs.

"Will my true love every come to me?"

Inserting his earbuds into his ear, Suga blasts his favorite artist, Jacob Sartorius.

He thrusts his crotch along to the beat, causing a few stares from the crowd.

"Mommy, I want to be like him!"

"No child. Prostitution is illegal."

Suga sighs. He knew what he did was wrong, but he couldn't stop.

The pleasure from moving around was great. Soon, he felt himself biting his lip and seductively stripping off his clothes.

You can wear my, sweatshirrrrt, the prepubescent boy sang.

Oh boy, this really stimulated his dinkleberries.

With a final crotch thrust, he felt something warm against his own. It felt all too familiar, all too alarming.

Yet he continued.

Suga opened his eyes. He had thrust into the figure of a crusty asparagus, a moldy sandwich, the newest face of Covergirl..!

He felt his heart drop. Why did this happen to him now of all times?

The crusty green moldy asparagus sandwich flashed a heartwarming lemony smile.

"Well, well..." the figure says, his sexy deep voice still lingering in Suga's ears. He felt his face redden.

"It's been a long time, sweetie."

"W-Who are you!?" Suga says in his adorable Engrish, flustered.

"It's me, Suga. Your ex?"

Suga paused for a moment. "It can't be!"

"Shrek!?"

Shrek smiles and extends his arms to create a huge heart.

"Welcome to my swamp!"