BTS Fanfiction: Suga x Shrek

Chapter 2: Danktastic Memeories and Frakmasstic Future

It's been so long since Suga had met his ex. Probably around 3 months.

He lay in bed, his now minty green hair enveloping his small face.

Suddenly, his phone rings. It was from Mama Jin, a nickname he had developed for his noona.

"Sugar Baby!!" Mama Jin screeched into the phone. "How's aMERICA!?"

Suga felt a smile crept onto his face. "I'm having a great Korean time, noona."

"That's good to hear," Mama J̶u̶n̶e̶ Jin says gleefully. "Listen, I've gotta ask you a favor.."

"Which is?"

"Great. I need you to visit my ex girlfriend and tell her I died. God, she won't stop calling me.." he sighed.

"Are you really sure about this, noona? What if she calls your family?"

"I'm sure about this, Yoongi. Tell her my family died too, so she doesn't bother them. And if she asks to speak to the others, say they're dead too."

"What if she asks me? I'm not dead."

"I don't know...Tell her you weren't given the details? Make something up."

Suga could hear the static over the phone, and all of Jin's ramblings started to sound like an alien language.

Finally, he could hear clearly again.

"It was great chatting with you, but I've got to go," Jin disappointedly said.

Welp. There really was no point in this, was there?

"Mm, yeah." Suga agreed. He knew it wouldn't be the last time he called, but goodbye's were always the hardest.

"I'll talk to you soon. Bye, Yoongi" Jin smiles and hangs up, leaving no time for Suga to say farewell.

"Dammit.." he scratched his head. He knew he had no choice, knowing it was from Jin, he would've been punished.

Suga picked up his other phone, dialing Jin's ex girlfriend. A buzz and a click, he could hear her humming out their latest single.

"Hello?" she answered. "This is Jacob Sartorius. May I help you?"

He could feel a pang of guilt. She seemed like a pretty chill person, and god knows why she would be considered annoying.

"Ah, hello. This is Yoongi, Jin's friend. It's been a while, hasn't it?"

"Yoongi!? It's been so long!" she exclaimed gleefully.

"Yes, it has. May I take some of your time this afternoon? If you are not busy, that is."

"Yoongi, you don't have to be so formal. We're friends, right?"

Yoongi felt a lump in his throat. "Of course."

"Now that's better! Well, I have to go talk to my husband about this. He can be clingy, you know?" she giggled.

"Okay. Let's meet at Æ Diner at 14:00."

Little did he know, a certain moldy asparagus sandwich watched him through the clear window.

"Our love isn't ogre yet, darling~"