House Husband

I saw this post on tumblr where it showed different ways of Louis being a bitchy house husband and I kinda went with it.

I tried being funny lol it's not the best, but

Hope it's okay! Let me know :)

Enjoy...xxx

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Husband;

Someone who has your back when you need it, but knows when to get the hell out of your way when he has to.

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Mondays are the worst. Like seriously who the fuck thought that a week should start on a Monday? Mondays should forever not exist. Nobody has time for a Monday. Especially when it means that my Harry has to go back to work.

The only good thing is that the kids are back to school because I swear I love them to death but holy fuck they are annoying sometimes. They ask too many whys and want to know every single detail about every single little thing. And they are so mean! I know honesty is the best policy but damn they could defend their daddy once in a while.

So I guess Mondays aren't THAT bad. I get the day to spoil myself and maybe get something for my kids and Harry.

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"Did you hear what Sharon just got done?"

Gasping and putting and leaning in closer to my new friend Eleanor "No! Tell me! Come on!"

Rolling her eyes "So she said she was going to some country in Mexico or something to get her eyes done. Well, we all assumed she couldn't afford Doctor DeRosa anymore. You remember that?

"Yes yes just go on!"

Eleanor leaned in closer "Well it wasn't that. Are you ready for this? She went to wherever to get her EYE COLOR changed her fucking eye color!"

"Shut up! They do that shit?"

"Apparently so. But wait! Louis, I almost forgot there is more!"

My eyes bugged out just waiting to hear what else there was to this story. "Come on it's almost our turn to order"

"Okay okay...So Sharon you know has always been jealous of you"

I put my hands on my hips "Well duh"

"Carol said that she showed your picture to the doctor and got the same exact color as yours!"

I just looked at Eleanor smiling my beautiful smile. "I knew that bitch was obsessed with me. I mean who wouldn't be?"

Before Eleanor could answer it was our turn to order.

"Hello, what can I get you today?"

"I want a Venti Iced Skinny Hazelnut Macchiato, Sugar-Free Syrup, Extra Shot, Light Ice, No Whip"

Of course, Eleanor would want. She can never try new things.

"And for you sir?"

I smiled my sweet smile "Nothing for me thanks" and walked to a seat waiting for Eleanor to get her drink.

Two minutes later and she was finally seated.

"Finally. That took so long. Why didn't you get anything, Lou?"

I looked up from my phone and before I could say anything a man came to our table.

"I'm sorry to bother you, but you just look really cute and thought you deserved a drink. I'm not asking for anything in return. I just wanted to treat a cute guy like you to something sweet."