*Dirk pov*
We got to home base and I opened the door." Honey im home" I yelled just to piss my ecto-bro off. Of course it worked but he in true Strider fashion just walks past us in the hall and flicks me off heading to the living room. " Love you to bro." I yelled after him. I turned and saw that Jake was amused at our antics. Did i really just use that word. Jegus why.
Anyway i should probably start the tour of this place and show him to his room.
" Alright English since I found you I have to show you around so follow me." I said before turning left and heading down the hallyway." On your right is the living room where my bro Dave spends most of his free time which he has a lot off." That earns me a fuck off from him. "I feel the love Dave. Anyway still on your right is the kitchen where John our residential bitch cooks our meals he's out with the fucking trolls at the moment. Continuing down the hall we come to the training gym. This would be my third favorite room in this place. The second being my workshop and the first my room. Carrying on we shall turn and go the opposite way." I said and turned going the other way heading back towards the entrance.
"Dirk why did we turn around there was plenty more rooms going that way?" Jake asks. "Simple my English friend those are the trolls rooms never go past the gym." I awnserd and continued walking. I took him to the hall to the right of the door.
"These are the kids rooms as the trolls like to call them. This first one with the black paint is Jade Harley's shes the Dog of Space as I like to call her. On the left right here this yellow room is Rose Lalonde's shes our psychiatrist of light. This door isn't painted because she just got here is Roxy Lalonde's shes my sister and Rose's mom so. Right here we have Jane Crocker she makes the best cake. Now heres the better part the boys room. This blue one on your right is John Egbert's room the red one on the left is Dave's he's my bro. This purple one is mine and the one across from it on the left side of the hall is yours." I finished. I don't think I've ever talked that much.
"Thank you Dirk for showing me around." Jake says when i turn to face him.
"Your welcome now if you'll excuse me I have to work on my robots." I walk away heading father down the hall to my personal workshop. I don't come out till I hear the alarms go off.
"Well shit." I say and roll out from under my robot going god tier and running from the room and down the hall. Great just what I need another imp attack.
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The Prince and the Hope
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