Harry's pick up lines

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Me: Oh Y/N means your name!   OK harry this is all you! (leaves the room)

Harry: well hello there?

You: I'm Y/N

Harry: Well hello Y/N I'm Harry!

You: The boy who lived!

Harry: ya ya! Now to teaching you hoe to get a date!

You: That's what I'm here for?

Harry: To the ick up lines! Try me!

You: Did you fall on your face when you fell from heaven!

Harry: No but I scraped my knee crawling up from hell!

You: Was it that bad!

Harry: Here let me show you a good pick up line! 

you: Ok?

Harry:  Did you survive the Avada Kedavra curse? Because you're drop dead gorgeous.

You: Oh thank you!

Harry: see I got you! Now Here's one for when you start dating!

You: Ok!

Harry:  Without you I feel like I'm in Azkaban and dementors are sucking away my soul

You: That's so good!

Harry: Ok know do you think you can do one!

You: Yup!

Harry: Well you can take the floor!

You:  You must not be a Muggle, because you cast a spell on me.

Harry: That is a good pick up line but only if you know they like harry potter too! Maybe if your already dating use that!

Me: I'm back!

Harry: Nooo! Why?

Me: What!

Harry: Oh where not doing that well ok well bye!

(every one leaves except you! you see note I handed you before I left)


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