BTS Texting FF [Yoongi]

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Yoongi's PoV

ChaeChae: ily~ <3

MinSugar: ilyt

WAIT

FUCK

I DIDN'T MEAN TO SEND THAT. NOW SHE'S GONNA THINK I'M A CREEP WHO FELL IN LOVE WITH A RANDOM ASS GIRL ONLINE.

Wait.

I am.

BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW THAT! I'M GONNA BE FIGURED OUT BY MY DONGSAENGS AND MY HYUNG, AND THEN SHIT IS GONNA GO DOWNHILL.

SHE PROBABLY DOESN'T EVEN LIKE ME.

I JUST FUCKED UP HOLY SHIT.

"Hyyyyuuuunnnngggg~" 

"What is it Jimin?"

"I can't sleep."

"Is that a me problem or a you problem?"

"I just figured since you sleep so much, you could teach me how to sleep better!"

"I don't sleep a lot, I just sleep briefly and often. Now fuck off I'm wallowing in my own mistakes."

"Woah when did you become emo?"

"Fuck off." Suddenly, lil chimchim ripped my damn phone from my hand. I think it was unlocked.

"OO HYUNG YOU'VE BEEN TEXTING CHAEYOUNG" 

"You best back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up, kid."

"Wait, you said "ilyt". That's your mistake, huh?"

"No, my mistake was eating one of the alien's stuffed lions for breakfast, YES THAT WAS MY MISTAKE YOU LITTLE SHIT NOW GIVE ME MY PHONE BACK!"

"Fine Jisoos Christ"

"Even memes can't give you jams now, Chim."

"You're mean."

"And you're annoying."

"I was gonna help you, but if you're gonna be that way then I won't." Fuck I might need that kid's help... He does get a lot of bitches...

"FINE I'M SORRY JUST HELP ME."

"That's more like it." I mumbled soft curse words to myself as he made himself comfortable on my bed in our room. "So, do you like her?"

"Is it that obvious?" He nodded quickly, a smile present on his face. "YOU BEST NOT TELL HER, HOE"

"AISH I WON'T"

"Thanks."

"Woah did you just say thank you?"

"stfu"

"Ok ok so do you want to date her?" I nodded. "Then ask her out. It's pretty obvious that she likes you too."

"I can't just ask her out."

"Why not?"

"It's not that easy, dumbass. I gotta make it special. She's only dated one guy before, and that was when she was like 14. She hasn't even had her first kiss yet, so I can't pressure her into anything. I can't just ask someone out so casually. I have to impress her and make her want to go out with me because I come with major baggage."

"What baggage?"

"Um, if you haven't noticed, I'M AN IDOL."

"Oh yeah. Look, just get to know her a little more, and when she moves here, make her a priority. If you do that, she can't refuse when you ask her out."

"You know, you're pretty smart for someone with no jams or swaeg."

"I HAVE SWAEG AND JAMS"

"Bullshit, kiddo."

"Whatever you got your help, I'm leaving."

"Bye bitch" He's right. I need to do it eventually. 

I love her.