Stormtale Pacifist (SPOILERS)

Heya

A/N
Im kinda tired of putting Y/N The entire time so I'll just say you from now on.

You walk out the doors, a large path and trees are seen. You see a bush, and you think maybe theres something there, you check it out.

*.....!!
*There's a camera hidden in these bushes!

You decide to move on, for you now feel watched. You walk down the path. You pass by the large trees. You see a stick.

*Its a tough looking stick.
*However, it's too heavy to pick up...
*Or break.

You just continue walking.

*It breaks

You walk quicker...
You hear steps behing you.
Even quicker.

There is someone behind you..

Run quicker..

You hear sounds.

RUN FASTER

A gate, a bridge! You run quicker but...
Steps approach you..

*H u m a n . . .
*D o n ' t  y o u  k n o w  h o w  t o  g r e e t  a  n e w  b u d ?
*Turn around
*And shake my hand

You turn around.
You shake his hand.

*...
You hear a fart...

*heh, the old whooper cushion in the hand trick...
*classic.
*so, you're a human, right?
*i'm sans.
*sans the skeleton.
*im pretty much supposed to be on the watch for things like you
*but......oh well..
*i dont really care.
*but my bro, papyrus..
*hes OBSESSED with hunting humans.
*actually, thats him over there..
*i know,
*go yhrough the gate thing..
*sure go ahead
*my bro made the bars to far apart for it to do anything.

You walk through the gate.
You see a lamp? And a house...
*hey, quick, hide behind the conveniently-shaped lamp.
You realize you would fit. You run up behind the lamp.
*sup bro.
*YOU KNOW WHAT "SUP," BROTHER!
*IT'S BEEN NINE DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T.....
*RECALIBRATED
*YOUR
*PUZZLES!
*YOU JUST HANG AROUND OUTSIDE YOU STUPID STATION!
*...
*WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?
*starin at the lamp.
*and if the station is so stupid,
*SANS
*why is it in that statuon-ary position?
*BADUM TSSS *
*SANS
*I DONT HAVE TIME FOR YOUR STUPID PUNS
*WHAT IF A HUMAN COMES BY?
*I WANT TO BE READY!
*NO,
*I NEED TO BE READY!
*I WILL BE THE ONE!
*I MUST BE THE ONE!
*you will capture a human.
*then you, the great papyrus, will get all the things you deserve...
*SANS!
*THIS IS SERIOUS!
*I WILL GET RESPECT!
*RECOGNITION!
*I COULD FINALLY BE IN THE ROYAL GUARD!
*PEOPLE WOULD ASK TO BE MY..
*friend?
*YES
*I SHALL BATHE IN A SHOWER OF KISSES AND HUGS EVERY MORNING!
*DONT YOU GET IT?
*hmmm...
*maybe the lamp here will help you.
*YOU ARE NO HELP SANS!
*LAZYBONES!
*ALL YOU DO IS SIT THERE AND BOONDOGGLE!
*"bone"doggle.
*BADUM TSSS *
*SANS!
*YOU GET LAZIER AND LAZIER EVERY
*SINGLE
*DAY
*perhaps. but take it easy.
*i've gotton a ton of work done today.
*a skele-ton
*BADUM TSSS *
*SANS
*oh come on bro.
*you're smiling.
*I AM AND I DESPISE IT!!
*SIGHHHHH
*WHY DOES SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ME,
*HAVE TO DO SO MUCH TO GET JUST A LITTLE RECOGNITION!
*man, you're really working yourself...
*down to the...
*bone
*BADUM TSSS *
*SAAAAANNNNSSSS
*I WILL ATTEND TO MY PUZZLES...
*AS FOR YOUR WORK?
*PUT A LITTLE MORE
*backbone
*BACKBONE..
*into it.
*BADUM TSSS *
*SANS YOU RUINED IT!
The strange skeleton runs off.
*aight. you can come out now.
You walk out.

*you oughta go.
*he might come back.
*and if he does...
*....you can sit through my harious jokes.

You begin to walk away.

*actually, hey..
*sorry to bother ya, but, can you do me a favor?
*i was thinkin'
*my bros been kinda depressed lately..
*okay, very,
*he hasn't seen a human in a long time....
*meeting you might make him happier..
*he's not dangerous.
*he became friends with the last human he met....

Sans seems like hes remembering something...

*hes not dangerous.
*even if he tries to be.
*too friendly.
*thanks kiddo.
*i'll be ahead
Sans walks back to where you both met. You continue walking.

You see a sparkle, around all the gray.

*The convienience of that lamp fills you with a weird feeling...

*Welcome to Box Road...

You decide to go left.
Theres a fishing rod just sitting there
*Its a fishing rod affixed to the ground...
*Reel it?
*Yes
*All that's attached to the hook is a picture of a strange monster.
*(Call me!)
*(Heres my number <3)
*You decide not to call.

*This is a box.
*Can may put an item in or take one out.
*The same box will appear later, so dont worry about coming back here!
*Sincerely, a box lover
The sign was withered but you decide to look into the box anyways.

*You put you Donut and Pie i to the box.*
You're done here.

A/N

Sorry this was short! But I hope you still enjoyed!