Chapter 2: I Got 99 Problems But a King ain't one

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Oh great a pun, lets get started.

After the major news bombshell that happened the night before, Star had to hold a meeting between her and the members of the magic high commission, and by had, she means forced.

"Look I know its the rules but are you sure no one else can take over Mewni like I don't an uncle?" Star asked.

"Dead," said Rhombulus.

"Aunt?" Star asked.

"Dead," said Hekapoo.

"12th cousin?" Star asked.

"Dead, Dead, everyone's dead but you," said Glossaryck.

"GLOSSARYCK!" Star yelled.

"I have pudding withdrawal," said Glossaryck.

"There's a tub of it in the fridge," said Star.

"Chocolate or Double Chocolate?" Glossaryck asked.

"Triple," said Star.

Glossaryck disappears.

"Look, Star, as much as you hate it or not you have to stop what you are doing on here on earth and get back to Mewni," said Hekapoo, "Like it or not you have to become queen now!"

"Ugh Fine!" said Star.

Star has a sip of water.

"But one more thing," said Omnitraxus Prime, "You need to be married so Mewni can have a king."

Star spit takes with the water spraying onto Hekapoo's face.

"Refreshing," said Hekapoo Sarcastically.

"Married, But I'm 16," said Star.

Glossaryck reappears covered in pudding.

"It really doesn't matter since your the only royal blooded left," said Glossaryck.

"I need some time to think this over," said Star.

"Take your time," said Omnitraxus Prime.

10 minutes later.

Star is seen on her bed with a distraught look on her face.

"Penny for your thoughts?"

Star looks up to see Marco.

"I have to go back to Mewni," said Star.

"What, why?" Marco asked.

"I have to become queen now," said Star, "what's worse is the fact that I need to find a king."

Star instantly gets an idea.

"Oh no, no, no, no, no, all of the no's," said Marco.

"I didn't say anything," said Star.

"I already know what you're going to say, I'm not becoming your king, I still have family here," said Marco.

"Does anyone know if I paid the mortgage payments for the past year?" Mr. Diaz asked the entire house.

"On second thought," said Marco.

"But, there's a catch first," said Star.

"There's always catch," said Marco.

20 minutes later.

Ther are in Mewni in front of a large rock with a sword in it.

"That's it, pull a sword out of a rock?" Marco asked.

"Its not as simple as it it looks," said Star.

A really large muscular man is seen trying to pull the sword out of the rock. Only for both his arms to fall off.

"Mommy!" said the muscular man.

The man runs off.

"Your turn Marco," said Star.

Marco walks up it and firmly grasp the sword handle with both hands.

"This better not break both my arms off," said Marco.

Marco then pulls the sword out of the rock.

"Woah, I honestly didn't think I could do that," said Marco.

"I knew you could," said Star.

*silence*

"There was a button to release anytime isn't there?" Marco asked.

"Yep, but I hated Muscle Arms," said Star.

"Figures," said Marco, "but first, since its tradition."

Marco gets on one knee.

"Star Butterfly, will you marry me?" Marco asked.

"Duh, of course I will," said Star.

They both hug then kiss.

*camera flash*

"The heck was that?" Marco asked.

"In pretty sure it was your mom," said Star.

"This is going in your memories book," said Mrs. Diaz.

"MOM!" said Marco.

Hoped you enjoyed the chapter, sorry it took long to update, this is going to be one of those stories of mine that may have slow-ish stories I have ever wrote. Also part of this chapter is inspired by a comic by moringmark from tumblr, (which is really hard to find I might add) see you guys next time.

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