once day ther was litl men colled john and johnden.
jonh was very sweet and not a plot twist haha
jorden is ver faphat XD
anyway the sumon er wasd liek "hey guys/thenm, com here i have present book for summons of ancient evil"
john was liek 'nop no way he gay lol' bu jordAn didnt care and thought that a demon could make hime get pussy of girl he likes in middle school of americans. she sexe, name is carolinea and has inflation daiper powers
jordan takes book and man says HAHAHAHA and poofs and john and jordaen were like 'onkly soppky wizzerds poof like that but it was too late... he had already gone. [Author notation: wizzerds poof and u can't disprove that because wizzers u no see in wild >:(]
john and jorrdayt look inside of bokkonomicon and see that nothing in book and say "Ey have some bombs guys!" and all of a sudden a huge black cok slaps john in the face and jordhan e laugh/
BUBTR THEWN HE GETDXS THE BLACC DICC SUCC JOB AND HE IS LIEK "oops, all that glitters is not gold" and he lerns *HIS* lesson.(foreskinshadow??)
after the recov r frome bla ck ckoc geenee k k komes out from booche and sais 'u want sum wishe? i give
jonh says i WANT t
and jordaddy says /plz oh god one girl with huge boobies has my crush and i would like to acheive now.#'
geeneee thinks
"hmm, bloos? larg? very? and? sounds like girl fir 4 geenee lmao bye Xd"
shit
john says and he looks at jordane amd said ' boi u fucked it real hard geenee gon cuck you my guy'
jordnand was more datamined that what he puts on howerver and says 'Man fcuk u i do what i want no bith ass gon cuck me" and just fucking gets up and leafs.
End of part 1.
