Les Miserables: Enjoltaire: Is Enjolras In Love?

It was 2:32 AM and Enjolras was sitting, alone, in his room that was bathed in light only by the glow of his computer screen. He was sitting at his desk, his head propped on his hand as he frowned at the computer.

No, that can't be right. His computer was broken, the quiz was mistaken.

Enjolras was definitely not in love.

After taking the quiz two more times to see that he had accidentally clicked the wrong option and after staring at the computer screen for a few minutes, Enjolras finally grabbed his cell phone and quickly dialed Jehan's number.

It took a few rings before a groggy voice answered the phone. "For the love of merlin, Enjolras, go to sleep."

"That link you sent me, Prouvaire, it's broken. It's glitched."

Finally, Jehan seemed to be awake as he laughed lightly into the phone. "Wait, what did you get?"

Enjolras was silent.

"Oh, I see. It said you were in love." Enjolras's scowl deepened and he could practically hear Jehan smiling into the telephone.

"I keep telling you, Enjy."

"Stop calling me that."

"You're in love. With Grantaire.  Denial is not only a river in Egypt." There was rustle of papers on the other line, and Jehan seemed to be saying something to himself. Enjolras was about to hang up until he heard Jehan say dreamily, "Hey, Enjolras. If you're ever willing to confess your attraction to Grantaire, I've got a great poem that will do it."

"Go back to sleep. This quiz is ob viously tampered with, I'm going to take a few more." Enjolras quickly hung up and set the phone down beside him.

Enjolras scowled, moving his finger across the pad and scrolling down the web to look for more links. Upon clicking one, his gaze flickered across the screen.

'How many wet dreams have you had about your sweetheart?'

A blushing Enjolras quickly closed out of that tab. No, he was not going into that territory. Finding a relatively innocent-looking quiz, he clicked it and the first question popped up almost immediately.

"When you're around him, you...."

A) Get shy and run

B) Feel like the luckiest guy in the world

C) Make snarky comments to hide your feelings for him

D) Act like he's not there.

E) I try to stay away.

Enjolras looked at the screen with a baffled expression. Enjolras //Did// have a tendancy to make snarky comments, but the while 'hiding your feelings' seemed a bit far-fetched. Enjolras shrugged and clicked the snarky comments anyway.

"When you touch him, where do you touch...."

A)Shoulder

B)Chest

C)Face

D)Hand

E)Arm

"Well, this is ridiculous. I don't touch Grantaire that often." Enjolras murmured, thinking back to recent meetings at the Musain. There was that one time when Grantaire nearly passed out and Enjolras grabbed his arm to support him. Enjolras's stomach twisted itself in knots as an image popped into his head about touching Grantaire's chest. Quickly shaking his head to clear any thoughts, he clicked arm.

"He makes you feel...."

A) Sad.

B) Happy

C) Sexy