Mitch was trying to sleep, but his phone kept on going off.
He usually didn't get THIS many notifications- what was happening?
He decided to get up and check his phone to see what was going on.
He tried to unlock the screen, but he was getting so much spam that he couldn't even swipe the screen. The alert said the same thing over and over again:
#bayleeprofilepictureproject2014 .
Huh?
He went on his most recent picture and tapped on the hashtag. All the pictures were of a girl, making a funny face. He looked at one of the pictures.
It said:
"EVERYONE GO MAKE THIS YOUR PROFILE PIC NOW AHAHAHHAHAHAHA @bajanismybabe #bayleeprofilepictureproject2014"
He clicked on the account. Was this the girl? He scrolled down to see some videos, of the girl in the picture.
She said, "But yeah, you can keep going." He watched the rest of the video and thought "Trying so hard with what? Making that their profile picture?"
He decided to DM her. "Why is everyone spamming me? What is this?"
A response came back only about a minute later.
The girl, Baylee, said, "AUHNSUNYSYBEBYAYNHNSNHSHNSNHDNHDNNSYNHSNHHSN ILY"
Those were the magic words.
AUHNSUNYSYBEBYAYNHNSNHSHNSNHDNHDNNSYNHSNHHSN ILY.
He had always wanted a girl who would say that to him.
So he tracked down Baylee using her IP address, grew wings, and flew to wherever the fuck she lived.
He knocked down her front door, and screamed, "I JUST SHAVED MY LEGS! FEEL THEM!!1!1!!1!1!1!!!!!!!11!"
She immediately fainted and had to be taken to the hospital.
And that was that.
The end.
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THE BAYLEE APOCALYPSE
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