The Shower

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Lucy Carlyle has updated her status:

Someone tell Kipps to quit singing, it's making my ears bleed

~comments~

Quill Kipps: well that's rude

Anthony Lockwood: I think you're a wonderful singer Kipps

Lucy Carlyle: apart from the croaks and the fact that you are completely out of tune, yeah it's good

Quill Kipps: watch me song louder just to piss you off

Quill Kipps: TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

Lucy Carlyle: yeah just kill me now

Quill Kipps: HOW I WONDER WHAT YOU ARE

Anthony Lockwood: lol someone's got a death wish



Lucy Carlyle has updated her status: 

Lockwood get out the shower I need to pee.

~comments~

Anthony Lockwood: I'm not in it.

Quill Kipps: UP ABOVE THE WORLD SO HIGH

Lucy Carlyle: George get out the shower

George Cubbins: I'm not in it

George Cubbins: I'm still getting checked over by the fucking navy

Mrs Cubbins: All for the best deary.

George Cubbins has logged off.

Anthony Lockwood: wait so if we're not in the shower-

Quill Kipps: LIKE A DIAMOND IN THE SKY


Anthony Lockwood updated his status:

Kipps get out our shower

~comments~

Quill Kips: But I like your shower.

Anthony Lockwood: GET OUT

Quill Kipps: FINE

Lucy Carlyle: thank you

Lucy Carlyle: now I can pee in peace 

Lucy Carlyle: WAIT WHAT THE FUCK

Anthony Lockwood: What?

Anthony Lockwood: Did Kipps use all the water?

Lucy Carlyle: Cover your eyes right now if you want to keep your sanity

Anthony Lockwood: Why?

Lucy Carlye: Kipps is naked

Anthony Lockwood: oh shit yeah I'll cover my eyes

Lucy Carlye: I can't unsee this

Lucy Carlyle has logged off

Anthony Lockwood: Lucy the stair is squeaking. Have you finished peeing?

Anthony Lockwood: Lucy?

Anthony Lockwood: Can I open my eyes now?

Anthony Lockwood: OH MY GOD KIPPS IS ACTUALLY NAKED

Anthony Lockwood: PUT A FUCKING TOWEL ON MAN

Anthony Lockwood has logged off

George Cubbins: for once I'm glad my mum is an overprotective asshole

Kat Godwin: I'm just sad I'm not there

Quill Kipps: what? 

Kat Godwin: what?

Quill Kipps logged off.

Kat Godwin: common he is pretty hot tho

Kat Godwin has logged off



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