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So there's a blonde, red head, and a brunette. They are in the ocean, one mile away from the island and decide to swim back.
The red head swims halfway before passing out and dies.
The brunette swims about three quarters of the way before passing out and dies
The blond swims halfway, gets bored and swims back to the boat

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The amount of times I had to look at the word brunette to see if I was spelling it right, must be a world record.

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