Chapter 3~
I walked around seeing who I could talk to, when before I knew it I bumped into Rihanna.
"Oh hey" I said
" ey" she said back
" so how's it going" I asked not really knowing what to say I hadn't talked to her much before.
" uh its going great I just got a new boyfriend he has so much SWAG"
" that will pay the bills in ten years" I said waiting for a laugh instead nothing, she just stared at me like she didn't get the joke.
"Alrighty then" I said as I walked away
I walked out to the pool to see chris and jonah talking
" hey guys what's up" I shouted as I approached them
" oh het carson" they bith said at the same time
I raised an eyebrow " so how's it going?" I asked geniuenly curious
" its great " jonah said
" yea me too and how's it going for u?" Chris asked
" its going great I mean really sunny just got signed for its ninth season so that's pretty awesome and pacific rim is coming out soon its going pretty well."
Jonah seemed uninterested and seemed to just nod but chris was paying way to much attention to me I always knew he had a crush on me, never really acknowledged it though it didn't seem like a big deal once I grew up I had lots of guys with crushes on me at first I wasn't used to it but now it wasn't anymore.
I hear loud clumsy footsteps approach us its micheal cera he's been high on coke all night kinda funny but that can go sour really fast.
" hey guys does this coke smell funny to you?" He say as he blows a whole hand full of cocaine into chriss face. I drop my drink and put my hand over my mouth trying not to laugh.
Chris freaked out.
" oh shit! Micheal!" Chris screamed
Realizing he was freaking me and jonah tried comforting him but apparently were not very good at that.
" IVE NEVER DONE COKE BEFORE!" He shouted
" it might be heroine" jonah said
" what?"
" no I'm just kidding its coke but that's still bad"
As chris was trying to wipe the drugs I reasuringly said
" the side affects aren't that bad chris I mean the most horrible thing that'll happen is you'll get addicted" jonah and I both nodded our heads
" exuse me I'm gonna go throw up"
As chris walked I said
" we defiantly shouldn't become therapists"
Jonah nodded then I saw seth appraoch me he walked over and said
" hey me and jay are going to the store you wanna come? "
I nodded and we started walking to the store
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this is the end! (seth rogen fan fiction)
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