Your name is John Crocker, and you are preparing for a wedding. Who's wedding? Why, that answer is easy silly!
It's yours!
A little while back, which was about two months after Dave's movie primere, he got down on one knee and asked for your hand and marriage, and you of course said yes. It's been several weeks since then, and you are now getting a nice, white suit on.
The wedding isn't all that big, but that's just how you and Davey wanted it. You didn't want a big flashy wedding with thousands of people showing up. You only wanted friends and family to come.
Once you were ready, you walked down the isle with your uncle, Mr. Crocker, since your father was long dead and your mother was busy with running the entire Betty Crocker Corporation. Your little cousin, Jane sat in a seat and smiled at you as you walked by, and Dave's friends and family did the same. As planned there wasn't really that many people there, and you were happy for that.
Family's all you really need in life anyway.
You whisper a 'thank you' to Mr. Crocker, then stand at the alter in front of Dave. You look up to him and blush, then smile when you notice that he has his shades off, revealing his pretty ruby red eyes. As you two stand there, Ms. Lalonde, who is Dave's sister or something, reads through the wedding vows and such. You don't really pay attention until it was time to speak your vows.
"Do you, David Elizabeth Strider, take John as your kindly wedded husband?" she asked.
"I do."
"And do you, Johnathan Maria Crocker, take Dave as your husband?"
"I do!"
She chuckled at your enthusiasm in your response.
"Well... then I pronounce you husband and husband. You may now kiss the husband."
You smile then lean for the kiss, but Dave suddenly twirled you, dipped you, and kissed you passionately, getting wolf whistles and cheers in response. Your eyes were widened by surprise, but then you wrapped your arms around Dave and kissed back just as passionately. After a bit of holding the kiss, you pull back and smile at Dave.
"I love you."
"I love you too"
He helps you back up and hugs you close and you hug back.
You're glad that he is yours and you are his forever now...
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During the after wedding party, Dave went to chat with his family while you chatted with yours. While you talked with your uncle and cousin, you noticed someone all too familiar.
Jade.
You excuse them for a moment and rush to hug her. you hadn't seen her since she ran away from home so many years ago...
"Jade! Long time no see! I've missed you so much! Where have you been?"
"Long time no see John... I've missed you too... Sorry for leaving you that day..."
"It's alright, Jade... You had your reasons to go... I just want to know how've you been."
"Hehehe well I found this stranded island so I decided to live there. During my stay there I adopted a cute little guy, for complicated and confusing reasons, and named him Jacob English. Jake for short. He kinda looks like you but with neater hair, hehe."
"Hey! My hair is fabulous just the way it is!"
"I never said it wasn't."
"Bleh"
"Blehhh"
You giggle with each other as you mess around and say silly things to one another. You chatted with Jade for a little while longer and she even pointed to Jake to show me who he was. He did look like you a little bit. You were about to say something to him when he was tackle hugged by Dirk. You guess that was because this is the first time he saw Jake in person.
"How cute," you say.
"Hehe yeah. Isn't that your husband's younger brother?"
"Yeah. Why do you ask?"
"I think he's the same boy that Jake's been chatting with online for the past few months. He kept begging me to let him visit, but I was kinda stubborn about it because I was scared of mother. However, I heard about your little wedding so I just had to come. I didn't want to seem selfish so I was planning on helping Jake with finding his 'freind', but I see that that was easier than I thought," she said with a giggle.
"uh huh. Well at least everyone's happy now... I'm glad you could come, sis."
"I'm glad to be here too, John."
You gave each other a warm sibling hug, then went back to Dave, your wonderful new husband.
"Ready to go on our honeymoon, Mr. Strider?" he asked you, causing you to giggle.
"Indeed I am, Mr. Crocker," you answered, causing him to chuckle a bit.
"So I saw you give that girl over there a hug. Is she the sister you kept talking about?"
"Uh huh! She's the one who brought that boy Jake right there. He's the one smooshed in Dirk's arms."
"Hahaha I always knew he had a crush on the kid. I wouldn't be surprised if they got together while we went out on our vacation."
"Yep! So shall we head off?"
"Sure thing."
You hold Dave's hand and announce to everyone that you and Dave are going to be leaving for your honeymoon now. You then go to Dave's car as everyone followed. You went into the car with Dave and waved with him as everyone cheered.
"Bye guys! See you in 6 weeks!"
Dave drives off and you look at him with a smile then kiss him.
"I love you Dave."
"I love you too John."
You keep your smile and lean on Dave.
Everything is perfect. You met your sister and you got married to a very handsome and wonderful person. There was many obstacles in the development of your relationship, sure, but you're glad that everything is all right now.
You love Dave. He loves you.
You couldn't be any happier.
You...
You are John Strider, and you are married to your loving husband....
Dave Strider.
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FanfictionThis is basically Crockercorp AU John x Alpha!Dave THERE IS SMUT Also there's bad words in it Hope you enjoy :3