The Wisdom Tooth (Cherik AU)

4.

"Charles, your friends are here." Erik shook a groggy looking Charles who mindlessly looked around. Raven was the first to pounce by him.

"Charlie! Hey buddy." Raven teasingly greeted a half awake Charles who hummed and moaned at her. "Raven! Oh my God you can't believe it!" He smiled at her.

"Hank get the camera! I got to take this." Raven urged as Hank handed her the camera. She opened it and started filming the drunk like mess of a man.
"I was sure that you were a dolphin, you are my sister?" He asked. The gang crowded around him as he kept licking his lips. "Where the hell is sexy?"

Moira smirked and bent down. "Hey mister, you look adorable." She said. Charles turned to her and squinted. "Are you my agent? Or are you here to carry me away from my babe?" He asked defensively.

The gang laughed and Moira shook her head. "Its Moira our girlfriend silly, you're just out of your mind for now." Charles cocked his head. "No I don't have a girlfriend, I want that sexy beast here!" He said demandingly.

Hank crossed his arms. "Um sexy beast?" Charles nodded in exaggeration. "I want to look at him again." He said as he looked around the room. Trying to sit up, Raven held him down. "Now, now there Charlie you can't get out yet."

He frowned. "But Raven I'm hungry!" He whined as he gripped her sleeve. "What would you want to eat later?" She asked. He thought for a moment before waving his finger at her. "I want the nurse's juicy lips."

The gang gasped and Moira looked at him crazily. She immediately pulled Raven in. "Are you sure that he's had the right amount of anesthesia?"
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"You what?!" Erik exclaimed in outrage as he stood outside the office. Scott cringed at the tone. "I'm sorry but I accidentally placed my newly formulated anesthesia on yours and not mine so..." His voice trailed off in embarrassment.

Erik closed his eyes and facepalmed himself. "Do you know what the hell he's been saying for the past five minutes of me standing there?"
Scott shrugged. "I dunno what." Erik gave him a firm look. "He tried to propose to me Scott, PROPOSE to me!"

Scott stared at him for a moment before breaking into laughter. "I'm serious here you piece of shit! Look what you've done now." Erik angrily said. Scott ignored his temper and smiled. "Hey at least you know who to spend your life with forever sucking that dick of yours."

Erik's face reddened in anger and before he could protest and shout at his fellow scrub, the door behind him opened to reveal Moira sternly looking at him.

"Hey you, what happened to my boyfriend? He's been talking about your lips for the past five minutes now." She stepped up to him fiercely. Scott muttered under his breath. "Well, gotta go fast."

Erik plastered a forced smile as he internally glared at Scott who sneaked away easily. Moira pressed her finger to his chest. "You've got some explaining to do mister."
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"Pretty eyes! It's you my long lost love." Charles cried in unconscious joy with his arms stretched out trying to grab the German. Erik felt his heart pound fast as the English brunette hungrily eyed him. Raven still kept the camera going as she stood by the foot of the reclining seat.

"Hello Charles." He monotonously said as Charles giggled like a baby. "You're so beautiful my love! How's unicorn land?" Charles asked wide eyed. Erik could see the twinkle in his eye and joyous love in his voice. He started to question on what the hell was in Scott's anesthesia. Without hesitation, he walked over to him and kneeled to reach Charles' sight.

"He he he, my agent does a good job finding you again. Oh how lonely I would've been without you pretty eyes." Charles leaned forward and whispered like a dreadful witch casting a spell.

"Are you sure you injected the right amount by any chance?" Moira tapped her fingers at one of the chairs.

Erik felt sweat trickle down his forehead as he smiled. "I uh, um maybe might have... Yes indeed I did it's just that maybe, uh... he's telling the truth?" He sheepishly said. Moira raised a brow. "Are you saying that my boyfriend's gay?" Erik paled and shook his head. "Oh no no it's just that's what usually happens righ--"

"Tell me, are you saying that he would want you?" Moira asked again as she pressed her finger on his shoulder.

"I um-" Erik was too stunned to say anything. Then Charles' hands slithered across his shoulders and past his neck as he pressed his face against Erik's ear.

"Yes agent, Pretty Eyes darling, will you marry me?"

All hell broke loose