#pploftheworld

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Naive girl: hello ?
Agent: what  can I do for you and just so you know I'm not a plastic surgeon.
Naive girl: haha im here BC I wanna be famous!!😎
Agent: not with a face like that you won't
Naivegirl: huh?
Agent: let me break it down for your oh so simple mind, celebrities need to have faces that ppl can actually look at without severe fatigue!
Naivegirl: WELL I NEVER!!!
Agent: OMG I'm gonna faint. Stinky breath plus ugly face equals soul termination. Goodbye world!😱😵
*agent faints*
Naivegirl: maybe I can get famous off this!😋

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