1. Angels probably aren't your friends
2. Cracks in the walls can't be repaired
3. Make sure your 'proper identification' is a centuries old library card
4. Fish Fingers + Custard = yum
5. Turn Left
6. Be afraid of shop window dummies
7. Trees are people too
8. People who repeat after you can do far worse than annoy you
9. Reality tv will kill you
10. Info stamps are not for people consumption
11. Just because something looks human doesn't mean it is
12. Britain's royal family are werewolves
13. Count the shadows if you want to live
14. Traffic jams could be a whole lot worse
15. Don't blink
16. Beans are evil.. Bad bad beans
17. "Exterminate" doesn't mean just bugs
18. Spare hands are handy
19. Sometimes everybody lives
20. A series of four taps is bad news
21. Cookies make handy self-destruct buttons
22. Pockets are always good to have
23. Never go anywhere without a sonic screwdriver
24. Birdsong means you're dreaming
25. Always bring a banana to a party
