Hello Stonehenge!
Who takes the Pandorica takes the universe!
But bad news everyone
Cause guess who?
Ha!
Listen you lot you're all whizzing about
It's really very distracting
Could you all just stay still for a minute?
Because I am talking!!!
Now the question of the hour is: who's got the Pandorica?
Answer: I do
Next question: Who's coming to take it from me?
Come on!
Look at me
No plan!
No backup!
No weapons worth a damn!
Oh! and something else!
I don't have anything to lose!
So!
If you're sitting up there in your silly little spaceships with all your silly little guns!
And you've got any plans on taking the Pandorica tonight!
Just remember who's standing in your way!
Remember every black day I ever stopped you!
And then...... And then!
Do the smart thing.
Let somebody else try first.
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