Painkillers

Mission for the Newbie

When I was finished getting dressed I ran to the kitchen and grabbed a piece of toast from Toby's plate and ran to the front door, ignoring Toby's whines about his food. Once out the door I saw Jeff by the trees out front. I walked up to him and tapped his shoulder and waved my hand for him to explain.

"Okay well our mission is to go get a newbie."

"Another one!?"

"Well if you think about it Allie didn't count she was a girl we save that ended up being messed up in the head, yea due to her life and past. Plus she took a liking to you."

"True and yea don't remind me."

"Okay... Any who this dude name is Matt, he has body strength but slow due to the fact that he can't fight. His pasta name is Tantrum and he uses scissors. So mostly we got this in the bag!"

"Its good to see you hyped about getting some noob."

"I'm not really that hyped about it."

"Why not?"

"Hmmm.. I don't knooow."

Jeff looks over at me with that face. The one that always makes me wanna beat his daylights out. But I understand. Our meeting was interesting. For fuck sakes I was in whole different world and killed the chick he left there to play with later. I can see why he's a little upset.

"Jeeeeeff that was mooonths ago! Get over. Cooome ya love me!"

"NoooPe! And awe i love you midnight ya crazy cat human."

I flip around to look at him since we got to the well but i got a surprise instead Jeff pushed me in and jumped in after me laughing.

This cheekydickwaffle really has me free falling I swear!!

I thought while falling and rolling my eyes.