25 WAYS TO PISS OFF PEOPLE IN THE ELEVATOR!!!
1) When the elevator stops yell "Ding-ding!!!"
2) Move around the elvator like you're drunk
3) Take off your shoes, smile and say "I have new socks."
4) Look in the bag and say "Do you have enough air in there?"
5) When someone comes into the elevator say "Wellcome to our ship!"
6) Every 30 seconds say "Meow!"
7) Go to the corner of the elevator, turn around, look at the floor and don't do anything untill you have to get out
8) When someone commes into the evevator make racing car noises
9) Come really close to somebody, look at him/her and say "I hate you!"
10) Lye in the middle of the elevator, grab somebody's leg and don't let go untill you have to get out
11) Kneel and say "Why me?!?!?!"
12) Take off your scarf/cap/glowes and thow it into someone's face
13) Randomly start crawling on the floor
14) Ask someone if he/she can give you a piggyback ride
15) 'Poop' someone's nose
16) Start bouncing on one leg and yelling "Weeeeeeeee!!!"
17) Come behind a stranger and yell "Boo!"
18) Bring a chair (the bigger, the better) and offer someone a seat
19) Look up and say "Look at the stars. They are so beautifull."
20) Look at someone, throw a ball and say "Fetch!"
21) Bring a dog and throw him a ball
22) Bring a stick, look at somebody and yell "Avada kedavra!"
23) If someone's talking start making noises like a police siren
24) Put 'Pink Fluffy Unicorns' to play on your phone and start singing (but a completly different song)
25) When someone's about to leave the elevator, yell "Nooo!! Don't leave me!!"
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25 ways to piss off different people
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