25 WAYS TO PISS OFF YOUR GUESTS!!!!
1) When they come and ring a bell don't answer the door
2) ... continue doing that for 15 minutes (or more :-) )
3) When you finally open the door and they want to come in stand in front of the door and say "You shall not pass!!!"
4) When they give you their jackets yell "Dobby is a free elf!!" and run to your room
5) ... don't come out of your room if somebody calls you ('cause you're a fee elf now :-) )
6) When they come in and want to sit tell them "don't sit here!" and continue doing that untill they pass all the chairs, couches, ...
7) ... when they ask you where should they sit then say "Oh just stand! But not there!"
8) Turn on the TV and turn up the volume so nobody can hear each other
9) ... when they tell you to turn off the volume say "What?! I can't hear you!!"
10) Randomly yell "Bananas!!"
11) Get your guests to play with your stuffed toys with you
12) Poke your guests
13) Sing "What does the fox say" (but, of course, totaly out of tune)
14) Make fandom references that your guests don't understand
15) Turn the lights on and off repeatedly
16) Throw pillows on your guests
17) "Accidentaly" spill them with water
18) Start reading when they start talking to you
19) When they want to go to the bathroom stand in front of it and say "You can't go in there. There's a crime scene inside"
20) Annoy them to play a board game with you
21) ... when you're losing throw everything of the board where you're playing the board game
22) Annoy them with anything :-)
23) Go into the bathroom, be in there for an hour, come outside (don't flush or wash your hands), go to your guest and say "I pooped."
24) Make funny faces while they're talking about something serious
25) When they're going home dance and sing "Because I'm happy"
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25 ways to piss off different people
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