You might not know it, but me and my friend have a secret...
You wanna know the secret?
You probably don't know this... but there's a chance you do, it's just that you don't believe it.
But what I'm about to tell you is very real...
Ok... I'm going to tell you...
But you have to promise to keep it a secret...
Put your pinky on whatever screen you're reading this on...
Did you do it?
This is to indicate a pinky promise.
Ok... it's time to tell you the secret...
But first you'll have to do something for me.
I need you to...
Guess what I'm watching as you read this...
Do you have the answer?
>:D
Yes? Comment the answer...
No?
Just do it whenever you find it out...
Hmm....
Maybe since you pinky promised to keep my secret i'll give you a hint...
What I'm looking at as I write this is...
Fine... Ill tell you if you first look up a picture of a pig on Google...
Don't ask any questions... Just do it.
Ill wait...
...
You did it? Ok... great.
If you didn't, how would I know?
Now answer these hard ass questions that I could never answer myself....
How many continents are there?
What is 20+222?
Why haven't you voted on this yet?
Such hard questions... for the last one you don't have to answer it, just do it...
:D
Ok the hint for the major question is coming up...
I need you to read this phrase aloud...
Denansireisau.
Yup. That was the hint to the question...
Still don't understand? Read the hint slower aloud....
Slower....
The second (a) is silent.
>:D
Did you get it? Do you know the answer to the question is now?
Say the answer aloud if you know it...
Do you know I how I am doing it?
Read these 10 facts I know about you right now...
1. You are reading this right now.
2. I bet you this read wrong.
3. What I if told you... you that read wrong.
5. You went back to number 2 to check.
6. you are now realizing that you read 3 wrong too.
7. You are realizing I skipped #4.
8. You went back up to check, Didn't you?
10. Racecar spelled backwards is the same, And so is Oreo.
11. You realized that Oreo does not spell Oreo backwards.
12. I skipped #7.
13. I skipped #9 too.
14. I didn't skip 7 so you scrolled up for no reason.
15. I lied when I said there was 10 facts.
Fine... I'll tell you my secret because you persevered...
You are very annoying, but I will tell you because you never would have guessed.
I am... A Goddess.
(+_+) My name is ReaperXGoddess.
I have the cosmic powers to write books...
And if you still don't don't know what the answer to the question is... Ill give you the final hint...
Tienes una bonita cara de culo.
Translate that.
Also the answer was in your face the whole time...
It was the first word of the chapter....
You scrolled up to see... didn't you?
Yeah.
Yeah. B-)
