(A/N) : I knew this book would get weird... *sigh* Counted on it, actually. This'll probably end up being über ridiculous/messed up. Suppose it depends on the level of prudishness. Eh, who cares?
IF YOUR EYES WIDENED WHILE LOOKING AT THE TITLE OF THE CHAPTER, YOU SHOULD LEAVE... Sorry for yelling lmao
What's your favorite dick euphemism? Hmmm...
(1) Beanstalk
(2) Snake
(3) Pixie Stick
(4) Sausage
(5) Lollipop
(6) Meat stick
(7) Lightsaber
(8) Holy Staff of Moses <---------
(9) Woody
(10) Cumgun
(11) PeaCock
(12) Tic Tac
(13) Magic Wand
(14) Corndog
(15) Throbbing monster
(16) Loaf of bread
(17) Floppy gummy worm <---------
(18) Sugar stick dipped in man juice. (This one wasn't me lol)
New additions
(19) Lil Jackie (Why am I one? Lol)
(20) McCockles
(21) Give me your Dick... Grayson (Personal fave now)
(22) Hulk
(23) Cockle-diddle-doo
(24) Cockulus/Cockulator (for them naughty mathematicians) ~ Palesa 😂😘
Thank you to Chocolarita_no_dish for the feedback!
These are just ones I thought of at the top of my head. This chapter took about 5 minutes to write lol. Choose a fave, or comment on one I didn't mention. I'll add it, with the credits to who told me :-) Now go read some of my actual books!
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The Jokefic/Gayfic, among many other things
RandomContains a short gayfic/jokefic featuring Cody and Vincent. Along with other random shit. (WARNING) : Contains "mature content" topics. I've done my part by telling you. So don't go breaking my heart by acting like a twat and reporting my book.
