(A/N) : Clearly you're a weirdo if you are still here with me. In that case, I welcome you! (Kudos to you for tolerating me ;)
The bucket list items aren't in any particular order of importance.
Pepsi's Bucket List
(1) Having a coconut fall on my head
Maybe then I'll be halfway sane. Or maybe just wake up with a pounding headache lol. Some are willing to take that chance. ƪ(˘ᴗ˘)┐Some other time, when I actually cared, I myself would have risked it.
(2) Get myself on the 100 dollar bill
I'll wear a mask at all times. So when it's time to pay all I have to do is flash them my face. One second, automatic $100. Doing this by the seconds they spend gazing adoringly at me lmao.
(3) Playfully throwing my brother overboard
Not quite sure what his reaction would be. It would be a family vacation, and mum would make us shop with her. So there's a 50/50 chance he might plant a big ol' kiss on me. Or throttle me. Worth it, either way.
(4) Finding a donut person, and eating them. That's the next best thing if I never get to ask Bill Cipher about the delicate matter of me eating him.
I dunno... I'm just really hungry right now... I hope the donut person doesn't roll away from me. Oh! I want a chocolate donut person. No offense vanilla, but I don't like the taste of you on my tongue... :-)
(5) Dragging my grandma to a nightclub and bringing a smile to her face
Grandma, I know half hearted protests will be pouring out of your mouth. But just so ya know, it's more for me, than for you... Shhh... (I jest...)
I'm really kidding ☝️
Probably gonna be continued later on lol
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The Jokefic/Gayfic, among many other things
RandomContains a short gayfic/jokefic featuring Cody and Vincent. Along with other random shit. (WARNING) : Contains "mature content" topics. I've done my part by telling you. So don't go breaking my heart by acting like a twat and reporting my book.
