1. Waking up from a nightmare is your brain's way if saying, "it's just a prank, bro"
2. The term monopoly consists of two words that are the complete opposite of each other.
3. Dogs are great because they could rip you apart and eat you but they don't because they want belly rubs instead.
4. People get very offended when you tell them how to raise their child, unless you wrote a book about it. Then they'll pay you for it.
5. I just noticed that dancers count 5-6-7-8 because musicians took 1-2-3-4.
6. Have you every wondered what your pet named you?
7. Technically all pregnant women are body builders.
8. School doesn't test you intelligence, it tests your memory.
