Before I type up this set I just wanted to do a little challenge. The first person who comments I will follow you and vote on three of your stories. I will also comment on a story of yours too. I wonder who will win. I love a little competition.
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25. If I punch myself in the face and it hurts, does that make me strong or weak?
26. Clapping is just hitting yourself because you like something.
27. In order to fall asleep, you have to pretend to be asleep.
28. Gyms should offer a membership package where you pay for everyday that you don't go.
29. 1980 is as faraway as 2048.
30. Whenever you dig up dirt or a rock that could be the first it has seen the sun in millions of years.
31. When a pregnant women swims, she is a human submarine.
32. Don't kid yourself would be a great slogan for an abortion clinic.
