The Big Switch (Drakken and Doofenshmirtz)

Who Won?

"So, uh... What are we playing?" Asked Doofenshmirtz who was holding the cards.

"Ummm... The only card game I know how to play is go fish." Replied Drakken. 

"Same here. Ok, one, two, three-" Heinz counted as he dealed out the cards. 

"Why do you get to deal the cards?" Said Drakken narrowing his eyes.

"Has anyone ever told you, you're uni brow makes you look evil?" 

"Well, I always did think it made me look more evil-esque if you know what I mean." He said smugly.

"Anyway, so you have seven cards and so do I..." 

"No, I need two more." Said Drakken hoping he could fool the weirdly shaped headed man who sat across from him.

"Oh sorry I- haaang on... I gave you the exact right amount of cards." Drakken stayed silent. "It's so eevil! Oh man, I love it!" Then they began their game. 

                                                     ONE LONG GAME OF GO FISH LATER

"It appears we have a tie." Remarked Drakken as they counted their card matches. 

"So what now?" 

"I suppose, you take my place for a day, and I take yours."

"Well all right. So here's the address to my lair, now when you get there a jingle will sound. It sounds like: 🎶 Doofenshmirtz, evil, incorporated!🎶 And my nemesis is Perry the Platypus, I already have a trap set for when he gets there, and a sleepy-inator. And you have to give Perry the whole plan. And-" 

"Wait a minute." Drakken said interrupting. "If You give him the whole plan, won't he be able to defeat you?" 

"I know, but it's how it's done."