MarieJosephPaulYvesRochGilbertduMotierMarquisdeLafayette(Sequel to GAY HAMILTON)

US NAVy

Usnavis POV

"Ok vanessa it should be apartment 74 A" I was walking with Vanessa to our new place in Manhattan.  Sonny and Graffete (GRaffiti pete) were behind us going to their new apartment too. 

"HOLD UP WAIT A MINUTE USNAVIS LEAVING ME FOR VANESSA?" I glared at Sonny and said "Shut the fuck up Sonny"

"ALRIGHTY THEN LETS GO!" Grafete grabbed Sonny and Vanessa grabbed me.

"ALEX! ALEX" I heard a thick french accent (this is called MarieJosephPaulYvesRochGilbertduMotierMarquisdeLafayette for a reason hoes) "DID YOU FUCKING CUT YOUR HAIR MON AMI?!" I turnedand saw a man with a cute little poof and a shirt with the french flag on it, what?

"I'm sorry you got me confused with someone else!"

"ALEX STOP FUCKING WITH US" Said a darker man wearing a beanie and a sweatshirt that looked like the lighter man owned it..It was bigger.

"IM NOT THIS ALEX YOU TALKING ABOUT IM USNAVI BITCH!"

"shit herc.."

"laf what do we do we fucked up bad" The dark man squated and the lighter man jumped on his back then they ran away. I ran after them

"VANESSA TAKE CARE OF SONNY ILL BE RIGHT BACK!" They ran to an apartment 1776. Damn how many apartments are there? They opened the door but made one mistake...IT WAS CRACKED. I leaned in some to listen

"HE LOOKED JUST LIKE YOU I SWEAR"

"HERC SHUT UP I HAVE TO PROVE THIS PERSON ON THE INTERENETS  WRONG" shit they sounded like just like me. I leaned in to close and fell into the room. There was a heavely freckled man, The two men from earlier and.. A mirror? 

"HOLY SHIT HE FOUND US RUN MERDE MERDE HERCULES  VOUS AVEZ FAIT CELA!!!" I fell on my face and so the mirror helped me up.

"Poor dude he probaly got lost looking for his apart- SHIT RUN ITS A CLONE!" All the men ran back towards the closet. Two ladys walked in holding hands. One had long wavy/curly hair and maroon lipstick, and a red collar dress. The other girl had A yellow blouse and jeans with yellow hightop vans, The same kind of hair but a bob and a yellow barrette in her hair.

"Jesus you guys came out of the closet like a year ago and now you're trying to get back in?" The one with the red lipstick seemed gay for the other one..I don't know Why I just had a feeling. "HOLY SHIT ITS A CLONE PEGGY GET IN THE CLOSET I LOVE YOU BUT IF YOU HAVE TO BE STRAIGHT TO NOT DIE *breathe* DO IT!" The girl who I assumed was ''Peggy'' Slapped the other woman 

"MARIA ITS OBVIOUSLY ALEX'S FUCKING EVIL TWIN DAMNIT HAVEN'T YOU SEEN EVIL TWIN?!" Well shit are they all on drugs? 

"IM USNAVI WHO THE HELL IS THAT?!" I pointed at the mirror 

"IM ALEX WHO THE GODAMN FUCKING SHIT ARE YOU?!" I stepped back..

"Wait godamn, fucking, shit?" I counted on my fingers and then looked at the man "What the goddamnfucking- SHIT! WE'RE THE SAME!" The freckled man stepped forward and said

"Well fellas and well shit what do I call these two?" He pointed at the two women "Anyway...We should probably just find out who the hell he is! I mean it's not like this is a book written by a terrible author whos dying and wanted this whole chapter to be about mystery man and John fucking Laurens broke the fourth wall I mean if it was then would i...OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL AND AM I SAYING!" The dark man stepped forward

"Ok.. WHo are you?" 

"Who are you" The french and dark man said in synchronize then the freckled man joined in and said

"Who are you? WHo are you? Oh who is this uh.... Man? What is he gonna do!?"

"I AM NOT THROWING AWAY MY SH-shit where did that come from? Well I'm Usnavi and you're Usnavi"

"No I'm Alexander and your Alexander"

"NO YOURE USNAVI"==

"NO IM USNAVI"

"Damnit Alex you lost the argument on the first fire back!" The lady who I assumed was Maria said and thunder BOOMED and the power went out. I jumped and thought about that night..The other man..ALex? Jumped and curled into a ball on the floor. I did the same. 

"Damn we've got two Alex's now?"  Vanessa and a girl with and a blue headband, straight hair, a blue sundress and blue pumps walked in. Vanessa flicked on the lights and the other girl but down a trashcan lid and spoon.

"BITCH" Me and my twin said in unison. The freckled man stepped forward. 

"What's you name?" He asked me

"Uh.. I'm Usnavi!" 

"Alright well Usnavi meet Alex, Alex meet Usnavi! Usnavi, that's Hercules, and that's MarieJosephPaulYvesRochGilbertduMotierMarquisdeLafayette" I stepped back "We call him Laf or Lafayette or large baguette for short. Those to gay pieces of shit over there Mara and Peggy...And I'm John! And so we can establish the relationships Peggy and Maria are married, Herc and Laf are Fiances, Me and Alex..Well... Just Together..."

"FOR NOW!!" Alex shouted 

"Alright..Well I'm Bi but i'm with Vanessa" I pointed at Vanessa (NOBODY'S STRAIGHT HAHHAHAHAHA EVEN AARON HE'S PAN HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHHAAHAHHA) "M-My cousin (OVER THERE WITH HIS TOUNGE HANGING OUT) is Quite gay and my friend Benny and his lady Nina are Bi. 

"Well twin..I guess I we're pretty much the same!" KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"ALEXANDER OPEN THE GODAMN DOOR!"

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Hey party peoples! I'm sorry I took like forever! I didn't have a Christmas or new years so I'm going to have like flashbacks in between occasionally. I had some shit come up.. Thanks brah!