Truth or Dare

WHOOOOOO!!!!!! HEYOOOOOO!!!! HEYOOOOOO!!!!! THIS IS MY FIRST OFFICIAL PERCY JACKSON FAN FIC THATS ACTUALLY FUNNY! ANYWAY DISCLAIMER TIME! RICK RIORDAN OWNS ALL OF THESE CHARACTERS, EXCEPT MINE!

PERCY JACKSON

ANNABETH CHASE

GROVER UNDERWOOD

THALIA GRA-IM GONNA JUST SHUT UP NOW BECAUSE YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT I MEAN! BYE!
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Dakota's P.O.V

"I'm so excited to see Percy!" my mom, Sally Jackson, squeeled.

"Well, I'm not. I'm more nervous than excited. How will he feel when he finds out that I'm his long lost little sister that lived in dad's palace for the past fifteen years?" I said.

That's right. I am Percy Jackson's long lost little sister, Dakota Jackson. But I prefer to be called Kota. That's my nickname.

"Oh yeah, well if he is the Percy I know, than he will accept you right away." Mom said.

"That's right Kota, he is the most caring and loyal person I know." my step-dad, Paul Blofis, said.

We pulled up to a hill. Half Blood Hill. It has so many legends. Well, legends for mortals. But for demigods, they are more like stories. I also heard that the weather is supposed to just go around the camp, so it's a perfect day everyday. But the weather was mixed up. It was a clear day, but it was raining snowballs. Something is probably wrong.

"Bye mom, bye Paul. I will now be going to my older brother-who-doesn't-even-know-I-exist." I said. I left the car and went up to Half Blood Hill.

At the top of the hill, there was a pine tree with a gold, glittery blanket. What was it called again? The Golden Blanket? The Golden Cloth? The Golden Fleece? Yeah, I think it's the Golden Fleece.

At the top of Half Blood Hill, everything mom described came to me. The lava wall, the arena, the Big House, and most important, the cabins in the shape of a Greek Omega, Ω.

I saw a cute couple, the boy had his arm around the girl. The boy looked strangely like me. Raven black hair, sea green eyes, and a hot person to date. Nope, in my dreams Kota, I just need to find someone who will actually care for me. He saw me and pointed me out to the girl. She had blond hair, with stormy gray eyes. They kept pointing at me. Ugh, I don't speak pointing language. So I walked over to them.

"Hi, my name is Dakota. But I prefer Kota, because that's what I grew up with." I said.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Annabeth. Do you know what this place is?" Annabeth asked.

"Of course. This is where the kids that come from gods and mortals come. Anyway, I have a older brother here, I think his name is Peter Johnson? No, it's Percy Jackson. Have you met him?" I asked.

"Umm, yes. Yes, I have met him. He is my bo-" "Hold on here, I'm pretty sure I don't have a little sister. Just to make sure you're my sister and not some crazed fan, I'll give you a quiz." Percy said. I nodded confidently.

"Ok starting now, who is our mother?"

"Sally Jackson."

"Who is our step-father?"

"Paul Blowfish-I mean Blofis."

"Who is our biological father?"

"Oh I don't know, maybe it's Hades. NO! I KNOW IT'S POSEIDON! I LIVED WITH HIM FOR FIFTEEN YEARS!"

"Percy, you guys look exactly the same." Annabeth said, placing her hand on his shoulder.

"Ok, I'll bring you to our cabin, sis." he said. I followed him to the cabin. Without getting wet of course.

Inside the cabin, it smelled like home. Well, my home. Because it smelled like sea salt, and that's how Poseidon's palace smelled like.

"Ok, well I'm bored, so can I meet your friends?" I asked.

"Oh sure, I guess. I just don't want them to reject you. But if they reject you, than they reject me." he said. Percy stood up and left.

I heard a crash. So I looked at the window and saw a Spanish looking dude on the floor. He looked up at me and quickly stood up.

"Hey, I'm Valdez, Leo Valdez. What your name?" he said.

"I'm Miley Cyrus, but you can call me Cyrus." I said, sticking out my tongue. Leo started laughing like a madman.

"No seriously, what's your name?" he said.

"Dakota Jackson, but you can call me Kota."

"Wait, Jackson. As in Percy Jackson."

"Yeah, he's my older brother."

"Ok, I can have Percy as my brother in-law."

"Who says we are dating?"

"Well, do you want to go out some time?"

"Sure, tomorrow okay?"

"Yes, see you there."

"Okay, bye."

"Bye."

And with that he went out the door, just as Percy and his friends came in.

"What was Leo doing here?" Percy asked.

"Just asked me some questions. So now we are going out on a date."

"Oh ok go- WHAT?!" he exclaimed.