Chapter Two - Truth or Dare

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by nntcrls

by nntcrls

DISCLAIMER: I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THE PJO OR HoO CHARACTERS. PERCY JACKSON, ANNABETH CHASE, ETC. THEY ALL BELONG TO UNCLE RICK. OKAY? OKAY!

-Νίπα

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Percy came back into the room, laughing his butt off while Chiron glared daggers at him.

"My dear boy, why did you drop a water ball on my head? I'm wet and I need to help the Ares cabin with their nonsense fighting. I don't think they will appreciate the wetness." Chiron said.

"Sorry, it was a dare." Percy replied.

"Oh well good day to you all." Chiron said before leaving the Poseidon cabin.

"And with your spirit." Leo said, holding in a bunch of laughs. (A/N I'm not trying to be offensive, it's just a joke.)

"Wow Leo...what the fudge was that?!" I said, touching the fudge ball in my hair.

"Sorry babe, you were calling for it." someone said, I caught a glimpse of Apollo before he left.

"Okay...anyway who shall I choose next?" Percy said. We all looked somewhere else in the room.

"KOTA!" he said. Oh poop. "TURTLE OR DUCK?"

Being a scardy cat, I chose "Turtle." I told him.

"You fish, anyway so the big question, do you have Facebook?" Percy asked.

Facebook? What kind of question is that? OF COURSE I DO!

"Why on Hades would you ask me that? OF COURSE I DO? I also have 598,341,682,003,681 friends." I said.

"Ugh, you beat me by 598,341,682,003,680 friends." Percy said.

"You only have one?" Leo asked.

"Yes, his name is Black Jack. But I just got it." Percy said.

Suddenly, Black Jack flew into the cabin.

But boss, we got Facebook on the same day, and even I have more friends. I have 55 friends. Even Annabeth is my friend.

"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" I laughed.

"Translate?" Hazel asked.

"Black Jack said, and I quote, "'But boss, we got Facebook on the same day, and even I have more friends. I have 55 friends. Even Annabeth is my friend."'" I laughed.

Everyone burst out laughing, and even Black Jack was neighing.

"Oh shut up." Percy pouted.