Doctor Who One Shots

Yowzah - What Are They Doing?

"Oh Doctor!"

Rivers groan rang out throughout the TARDIS and Amy and Rory, sat awkwardly on the plush, white couch. Rory looked towards the noise in an uncomfortable manner, and turned to Amy.

"What are they doing in there" Rory asked puzzled, scratching his head. Amy put a hand over her mouth and stifled a giggle, but she failed miserably and laughed out loud.

"Oh Rory!" She laughed. "You make me laugh so hard!" Rory raised an eyebrow at Amy's sudden outburst. Amy stopped laughing. "Wait, your being serious?"She said, hiccupping trying to stop herself laughing.

"Yeah I'm being serious! What are they doing in there?" He asked innocently.

"Think about it for a second" She mused, biting her lip. Rory pondered for a second, before a sound interrupted his thoughts.

"River, OH!" The Doctor groaned. Rory's eyes opened and realisation hit him like a steam train. He immediately plunged his fingers in his ears.

"THAT IS ABSOLUTELY DIGUSTING!" He shouted because of his fingers in his ears. Amy pushed a pillow in her face, to muffle her shrill laugh.

"When are they gonna to stop!" Rory whined. "They've been at it for over an hour!"

Amy rolled her eyes at her husband and waved her hand dismissively. "Go sit in your bedroom if you are uncomfortable" She said sitting back and resting her legs on Rory's knee. "They are husband and wife!"

"Right that is it!" Rory exclaimed, impatiently. "I going to stop them!" Amy grabbed his hand, a wide grin on her face still.

"No Rory! You wouldn't want them interrupting us!" Rory blushed and wretched his hand away.

"I don't care I am stopping this now! That is my daughter in there!" He said clapping a hand to his forehead. "T-That's my daughter in there, Amy! My daughter!" I've got to stop this" With that said he stormed off towards the location of the sound.

Amy rolled her eyes and quickly ran to the open door Rory was stood in. Amy collapsed on the floor, tears rolling down her cheeks , as she slowly died from silent laughter.

Rory stood his mouth open in horror as he gazed upon the scene before him.

"Oh hello Rory" The Doctor said a boisterous grin plastered on his face. "River here, was just helping me move some boxes around the TARDIS"

"And some of these are very heavy!" River added with a smirk.

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Basically I recently fell in love with Doctor Who and this little thing just jumped into my head and I had to write it down!!

I have loads more ideas for one shots and head canons! I just have to write them down! That's for reading !

Rory's innocent mind,

Camilla x