Doctor Who One Shots

Whouffle - A Night To Remember

"Um Clara?" The Doctor stuttered, leaning against the TARDIS control desk.

"Uh huh" Clara replied. Her brown eyes skimmed over a sentence in her magazine, before setting it on her lap and looking up.

"I was wondering, f-for a friend! If you erm had a boyfriend" He asked nervously. Clara smiled at the Doctor and glanced at her watch.

"No, I'm not in a relationship at the moment"

"Oh well" The Doctor beamed. "My friend was wondering if you would want to go out with him?" He squeaked.

Clara laughed and stood up. She pressed herself against him and said, "Pick me up at 8 tomorrow" Before walking out the landed TARDIS.

"YES! I mean, yes of course," The Doctor coughed, a bright smile on his face. Clara winked before she creaked the door shut. The Doctor blushed and spun round flicking a couple switches, before pulling down a particularly big lever.

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The TARDIS moaned to a stop and he ran out the door. He quickly locked the TARDIS and grabbed a newspaper out of an elderly man's hand.

"Oi! You ruffian!" He growled. The Doctor read the date in the corner, 16 April 2013.

"Sorry. Newspaper inspection. Newspaper thief on the loose!" He flashed the physic paper in his bewildered face. "See Police Officer. Carry on sir!" He saluted, thrusting the paper back in his hands.

He wandered off and into a cafe. "Fish fingers and custard please, and make it snappy!" He said to the cashier.

A couple minutes later he was drinking something called a Cappuccino, because the stupid cafe didn't have fish fingers or custard. He tapped his watch, it ticking away with several different faces. Some with numbers, others with alien writing.

"6:45" He muttered. "Just enough time" He smiled, swiftly walking out the cafe, and leaving solid gold, alien coins on the table.

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Ding Dong

The doorbell rang throughout the house. Clara looked over herself one more time on the mirror. She was wearing one of her short dresses but this one was dark blue (almost like the TARDIS, she thought with a smile) with silver and gold spotted throughout it. She had paired it with leather jacket and some slightly heeled silver shoes. Her hair was simple, a plait she had made into a bun and had silver clips pinning it back.

Clara swiftly grabbed her purse and walked out her door.

Downstairs Mr. Cliff had opened the door to reveal a peculiar looking man in a Victorian dress up, who was clutching a bouquet of yellow flowers.

"Erm hello?" Mr. Cliff said uncertainly.

"Yes hello!" The Doctor wrung his hand and beamed at him. "I am here to collect Clara for our date!"

At that moment Clara's foot, stepped down on the first step, and she grinned at the Doctor. Time seem to slow when the Doctor gazed Clara. A beautiful glow radiated out of her as she stepped towards him.

"H-hello" The Doctor said, his voice raising an octave. He quickly revived himself with a cough, which Clara giggled at. He held out his free arm for Clara and she took it. He waltzed out the door so Clara had to shout back, "Good night Mr. Cliffe!"

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"So where are we going in the TARDIS?" Clara asked, catching up to a swift walking Doctor. They clambered into the TARDIS and Clara sat in her usual seat.

"Actually" He started , pulling a couple of levers. " I thought we could stay on earth!" The TARDIS moaned to a stop and Clara walked up to him.

"Really?!"

"Really" Clara smiled and kissed him on the cheek and The Doctor blushed, deep scarlet. She grabbed his hand and pulled him out the door.

"Hey I do the hand pulling! That's my thing!"

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Clara pullled the Doctor towards the cinema, beaming. He ran with her into the building and up to the spotty, teenage boy at the ticket desk. He looked at them weirdly and put his phone back into his pocket.

"Can I help you?" He asked.

"Yes, two tickets to Harry Potter please!" The Doctor said. He passed over two tickets and Clara had to help the Doctor with the Earth money. A couple moments later they were walking into the theatre. Clara squealed.

"I LOVE Harry Potter! How did you know?" She asked.

"You are always reading Drarry smut in your phone. What is Drarry? And Smut?" He asked. Clara smiled awkwardly, but didn't have to answer. as they had walked into the theatre. They sat in their seats and the ligths lowered.

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A couple of horse later, Clara and The Doctor were seen running about the nearby park, with sticks in hand. They were shouting peculiar words such as; "Expelliarmus!" and "Stupefy!".

They laughed until tears were stunning their happy faces. Clara tripped on a piece of wood and fell into The Doctors arms. She giggled and looked up. His face was illuminated by the silver moonlight and he'd never looked so handsome. She pushed herself upwards until her lips pressed against his. He slipped his hands around her waist holding her in place.

She slowly pulled away and The Doctor held their foreheads together.

"You're my Harry Potter" She said with a smile.

"And you're my Ginny Weasley" he said chuckling. Clara laughed and connected their lips again.

They would love each other, in true Harry Potter fashion, always.

Sorry for some reason Wattpad isn't letting me make this the 14th chapter! Weird! Sorry if you couldn't find it!

-Camilla

(P.S More tenrose soon! It's just I have been putting this one off for a while XD)