perterto

once there lived a potato named perterto. He had all da swag out, he was from german decent and weighed 12.5 kg

He lived in a town called jewmansville and had never left his town. one day Perterto got a letter, it said congratulations u have all dat swag in universe.

Suddenly a white toyota van pulls up and 3 carrots jump out. they hold a knife to his neck and put a black bag over his head. he was lifted off the ground and thrown into the back of the van, before he could move the door was locked and the room was dark.

They drove for a good 3 hours before pulling onto a gravel road, drove for 15 more minutes then the van came to a sudden hult. 2 of the 3 carrots opened the van and pulled perterto out.

he was dragged by his knees into a small dark room, only a desk and wooden chair sat in the centre of the room. Perterto sad in the chair and waited. suddenly a large metal door opened and a cabbage walked into the room. the cabbage stared at perterto for a long while before breaking the silence, hello perterto he said. my name is cerberge, do you know why u are here? No perterto said, well allow me to explain said cerberge. you are here because you have all dat swag in the universe and I want it. Will you give it to me perterto?  or will we have to do this hard way? You can not have my swag! perterto said. Fine then you have chosen the hard way. suddenly perterto heard a noise behind him and then a hard smash on the back of his head.

He woke up on the curb outside of his home but he knew he was missing something. It was his swag, it was all gone. Worried he checked his pockets looking for his swag, but it was nowhere to be found.