perterto

the adventure

he quickly rushed into his home and ran to the phone. he dialled the local police station. come round immediately he yelled into the phone its an emergency. after a long 10 minutes he heard the police siren coming towards his home.

the police officer walked up towards the house. im detective kumura he said what seems to be the problem? its my swag its all gone, please help me. Where did u leave it? asked the detective, it got stolen by a man named cerberge said perterto.

well im sorry mr perterto but theres nothing I can do sorry. well then I will find it myself shouted perterto.

so he started his journey on finding it himself. he ran inside and turned on the computer and searched current swag location. it came up with a small town just out of jewsmanville. he was worried about leaving his town because he had never done it before.

But he decided to grow a pair of balls and did it anyway.

he packed his bags and got into his Ford

and took off. Obviously he got to the end of his street and his car died (this is not uncommon for a ford), so he had to catch the bus.

It took a bit longer and cost a bit more but finally he arrived in the small town called Greymouth. "what a dump" perterto said as he hopped of the bus.

He got straight on to searching for his swag. He searched all day and most of the night but it was nowhere to be found.

Eventually he found a very very very small part of the swag he had lost. This gave perterto hope that he could still find his swag.

That night he couldnt find anywhere in greymouth to stay because everything was booked out.

he had to catch a taxi to a small town nearby called Dobson.

it was just as much a dump as greymouth was. as soon as he got out of the taxi he saw terrible things including a carrot being grated in a dark alleyway.

this scared perterto so much but he knew he had to be brave if he wanted all dat swag to be his again.

Luckily he found a man who offered him a place to stay.

He was an egg plant named erg plernt and he was transvestite.