Zodiac weirdness in High school

Drugs and Marshmallows

"Oi everyone get the fuck up!" Scorpio yelled as he walked into the RV where everyone was passed out because the bastards decided to drink and Scorpi drank too but he knew how much he could take and when he neededto stop unlike the drunk bastards all over the RV.

And by everyone I mean Libra, Rome, Capricorn, Leo, and Sagittarius.

"Nuuu 5 more minutes" Rome whined as he griped onto Leo.....

Wait....

Did I just see Rome cuddling with Leo....

Oh shit!

Wtf! Pffffffttttttt I would wake him up but this is just way to funny

Scorpio took a few pictures of everyone drunk especially Leo and Rome.

"Hey you Fucks get up Cancer and Pisces are missing!" Scorpio yelled then he Kicked Rome off of the couch This is Sparta!!! Scorpio thought to himself as the two dumbasses fell off the couch

"What the hell!?!?" Rome yelled not because he was just kicked off the couch like the one scene in 300 with the fucking Spartans and death and fun shit like that

Wait im getting off topic....

Anyways! It was because as soon as he opened his eyes he noticed a very comfortable Leo nuzzling his chest.

"Scorpi stop moving around im trying to sleep" Leo said tiredly as he sat up and rubbed his eyes and Holly shit he looked fucking adorable.

"Why did you wake me up Scor-" Leo began but he opened one eyes only to realize that the one he was straddling wasn't Scorpio...

It was Rome....the one person that he hated....

And I know your asking yourself right about now...

Why didn't Rome just shove the little shit off?

Easy answer....somewhat....this could be because of two reasons....three..

1) Roman closed his eyes praying that he wasn't seeing what he was seeing...yeah satan himself actually prayed.

2) he was actually extremely drugged so his reaction time was just off the charts slow

3) he was just waiting for someone to come to the rescue and save him...like Capi...or Scorpio...or jesus...you know anyone that could take this slightly adorable child off of him.

"Did you rape me!?!?" Rome was dragged out of his thoughts when Leo yelled.

"What the hell!?!? You're the one on me!!" Rome yelled back and they started arguing but Leo's a dumbass because he was still on Rome...

And do you want to know the worst part?

Of course you do!

Leo was wearing nothing but a white button up shirt with his boxers...and do you want to know something else...

Roman wasn't wearing a shirt.

But! Before you kill me let me just explain why they are like this

Flashback of last night

"I swear to Satan you better not eat those Cancer" Libra scolded cancer as he put a marshmallow in his mouth that had been in an already opened bag from Roman.

"To late!" He laughed as he ate the marshmallow.

So everyone ate Romans drugged marshmallows and they got really fucked up then Rome shoved leo into a pond so leo took off most of his clothes and pryed off Rome's shirt and wore it to avenge his soaked clothes.

End of flashback

So with Leo screaming at each other like an old married couple they woke up Capi who emerged from the bathroom like a zombie  ((a beautiful zombie 💙)).

He calmly walked over to the two jackasses on the floor and he draged Leo off of Rome and Capi took Leo's position on Rome

"Damn my head hurts" Capi said simply as he laid his head on Rome's chest.

Meanwhile Rome was afraid that Capi's calmness would soon go away so he just went along with it while Scorpi took Leo out of thw RV for some unknown reason.....

Day four: Nope

So i hope that you guys thought it was funny because I just kinda rushed through it...

And God damnit!!!!

My shipping instincts came in so I accidentally started shipping Rome and Leo...

But don't kill me because nothing will happen between them and I have my Capi so I need no one else.

I'll try to make a chapter every day or every other day for yall so byeeeee