"Hey yuri."
"What (y/n)."
"If i punched myself and broke a bone am i to weak or to strong?"
"What the fuck!"
~one hour later~
"Hey yuri."
"Yes (y/n)?"
"If i took off my leg and threw it at you, did i hit you or kick you?"
"The fuck man!"
~another hour later~
"Yuriiiii~"
"What (y/n) and it better not be a weird meme again!"
"Its not....but...does mike wazowski blink or wink?"
"..."
*looks up from phone*
"Why (y/n)...Just...why?"
"I dont know."
~uhhh~
"Yuri"
"No"
"I didnt say anything!"
"I know its another meme of yours"
"Its not i promise"
"Fine what is it"
"Shaggy and scooby always run side by side when fleeing in terror from a monster. If a great danes running speed is 30- 40 mph that means shaggy can run at the same speed. This means that shaggy is the fastest person alive beating usain bolts speed of 27 mph."
"..."
"..."
"Out"
"What?"
"Out. Get out...i need to think im to woke right now."
"Thats memes for you"
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