Pepe was sitting by the water. He sighed.
"Why is it everyone I love leaves me?" He said aloud. The frog looked into the murky depths.
Suddenly, he heard a low rumbling in the distance. He saw a stampeed of college students running, and suddenly he was knocked into the waters.
The glorious amphibian was not only forcefully propelled into theses depths, no. He was knocked out cold. And thus his green, beautiful body sank to the ocean floor.
When he opened his eyes, he peered up and saw a home, piney and orange. Then, just as he rose up, the door to this house opened.
"Hi! I'm Spongebob Squarepants!" The sponge said. And while all of this seemed so strange, Pepe knew:
He had fallen in love once again.
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RandomPepe, feeling defeated after all of his lovers seem to be dropping dead, goes to the peir to re-think his life. Suddenly, he gets knocked into the waters and falls to the floor. He looks up and sees his new poreous love
