"Gee! You must've hit your head hard to sink this far...Come inside." The yellow, square sponge said to Pepe.
"Thank you...your hospitality is beyond anything I've known." Pepe replied.
They both wandered onto the pineapple home and sat down. Spongebob made coffee for them both. In the living room of this odd house, sat a snail.
"Oh, don't mind Garry. He's extra friendly with...sexy frogs like yourself" Spongebob spoke, a smirk upon his lips.
"Are you flirting with me?" Replied pepe in his most seductive voice.
"You know....How about we skip the coffee and go upstairs?" And with those words, pepe flung himself onto the moist, poreous sponge. The two began passionately making out.
"You bad little frog....a bad boys gotta be punished." Spongebob said. He then proceeded to punch pepe in the face, knocking him out. Pepe fell to the floor and was dragged upstairs.
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RandomPepe, feeling defeated after all of his lovers seem to be dropping dead, goes to the peir to re-think his life. Suddenly, he gets knocked into the waters and falls to the floor. He looks up and sees his new poreous love
