South Park High's Support Group

Case 1- Bully Victim Pt. 2

After dropping Pip off at the nurses office (Which took five minutes thanks to the difficulty of explaining Pip's situation to the women), the group went out into the breezeway to get started on their client's case. First period was almost over, only ten minutes left so that gave them enough time to figure things out and catch the bully or bullies before the next period.

"What I don't get," Kyle began, looking up from his laptop that was balanced on the rail and at Stan. "Is why paint, and how did they get a hold of it? The art teacher wouldn't allow anyone to take anything out of his classroom without a good reason."

Stan crossed his arms. "Yeah and Pip didn't really say where it happened, just when he was on his way to his first class. But I highly doubt someone would dump paint on him in the hallway where there were so many witnesses and they couldn't have done it out here either."

Kyle nodded in agreement. "Right, but there is a possibility that they could've dumped it in a secluded part of the school."

"Okay, first we need to ask Pip where he was when the paint fell on him, and if he saw who did it. Then we'll figure things out from there," Stan deduced, Kyle nodding in agreement once again. The two turned around to see Kenny and Cartman playing a random game of Uno on the bench.

Cartman slammed a green card down with a smirk, having one more left. "Uno bitch!"

Kenny narrowed his eyes as he looked at the card Cartman threw down, then back to his own three cards. Before he could even think about...thinking on what to do, Stan and Kyle approached them and each smacked the back of their heads, causing them to drop their remainder card/s on the ground.

"OW! You asshole that hurt," Cartman complained, rubbing the back of his head with a one-eyed glare at Kyle. Kenny grumbled as he rubbed his head as well, his words unintelligible for Stan to discern but he knew the other was talking about him.

Stan gave them a glare that resembled a parent ready to scold their child. "While the two of you were playin' around over here, me and Kyle actually got somewhere on this case."

"And you two are gonna do the rest," Kyle decided. "Once we find out where Pip was initially, and who the culprits are, you two are gonna go there and find some clues and reported it back to us."

Cartman soothed his head for a few more seconds. "The hell do we look like," he scoffed. "Lackeys in your wannabe Scooby Doo gang?"

"Yeah, you're a fat version of Shaggy and Kenny's Scooby Doo," Kyle gibed, playing along with the fat teen's comical remark. Stan chuckled at their labels, Kenny looking offended once again as he gave Kyle the bird.

"Whatever, female Velma," Cartman countered, not backing down. "At least I get to keep my gender."

Kyle's cheeks flushed with anger. "You fat son of-" Just as he was ready to hurt the proud looking teen once more as he and Kenny shared a high five, Stan held him back by placing a hand on his shoulder.

"Calm down Kyle, you only brought this on yourself," Stan reasoned, pointing out his friend's flaw when he replied back to Cartman.

Kyle released a sigh of concede, knowing Stan was right and said noirette let him go. He should know by now that arguing with Cartman never ended well—no more like it never ended at all until someone broke them up, their longest being seven minutes. Cartman laughed at Kyle's defeat, causing the other to suppress himself with great effort from harming his 'friend'.

"Yeah keep laughin' fatass, you and Kenny clean up this mess and meet us in the nurses office." With a glare to signify that he was dead serious, Kyle and Stan headed back inside the building.