Ask or Dare Steven Universe{COMPLETED}

Meg becomes a Bad Girl?

Me: -smokes a cig- What up
Garnet: MEG! No cigarettes in the house!
Me: Whatever
Steven: Can I have one?
Pearl: No
Garnet: No
Me: Sure
Pearl: MEG!
Me: Last time I heard. I run this show
Garnet: Fine. You can have a cigarette
Steven: -claps and smokes-
Greg: STEVEN! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?!?!?
Steven: Meg
Me: Yo
Draco: -slow claps-
Me: Thanks -winks-
Draco: -blushes-
Amethyst: I'll be in the pool
Draco: Me too -follows Amethyst-
Lapis: We have a question
Me: From who? -lights another cig-
Nero: Us
Me: To who? -smokes-
Lapis: You
Gems: -gathers around me-
Me: What?
Pearl: What's wrong with you?
Me: -shrugs-
Peridot: Break this -holds target-
Me: -snaps and magic punches Peri in the face-
Peri: -falls over-
Connie: I think you missed
Me: -sarcastic- No kidding
Lapis: -helps Peri up-
Pearl: Where were you last weekend?
Me: At my friend's house
Garnet: Which friend?
Me: Anthony
Lapis: The one that you kissed?
Peri: And the one that asked you out?
Me: -nods-
Garnet: Ok. I know this wasn't really a good chapter but
Pearl: We just wanted to update since we haven't in a while
Me: And waiting for buttholes to stop taking my job
Garnet and Pearl: -shuts up-
Me: Thanks for reading and I'll have another chapter when I have a dare or question -smokes on cig- Bye
Everyone: Bye