Ask or Dare Steven Universe{COMPLETED}

Meeting my Parents?!?!?

Me: Welcome back!
Alex: We have a special question from yours truly, ARIANA!!!!
Me: You guys probably don't know my parents
Pearl: Of course we do! It's Rose and Greg!
Kayla: Wrong! -pops in-
Pearl: Who is it then?
Cinos: Emerald and Sachi!
Sachi: Hello!
Emerald: Hi!
Me: That's correct! -hugs Sachi and Emerald-
Emerald: So you're the one dating my daughter? -inspects Cinos-
Cinos: Yes sir! -salutes-
Sachi: He's a good one! -nudges me-
Me: -giggles-
Emerald: Is he indestructible? -spawns a volcano-
Me: That's too far! -gets rid of volcano-
Emerald: Dang!
Me: My sister, Meg is dating someone!
Pearl: -pounces me- WHO?!?!?!
Me: Brian! -throws her off- Anyway, we have Freddy's here with us today!
TGK: -screams-
Me: -grabs her- Ok we aren't even going in there so SHUT THE HELL UP! -throws her out of the camera-
Tisok: Ari is being more hilarious today! -watches episode from Limbo-
Persoalbo: I'm glad Meg even gave us a TV! -eats popcorn-
Meg: -pushes Ariana out of the camera- Don't mind her!
Ariana: Rude!
Meg: SHUT UP WOMAN! -throws mallet at her-
Ariana: OW!
Tisok: -laughs hard and falls off chair-
Kylie: As you can see, Meg has been experiencing something this time of year. Yikes! -runs from enchanted rock-
Meg: Exactly! -Chase's Kylie-
Amethyst: That must explain why Meg is dressed in black and red instead of pink and white!
Persoalbo: Wait! She has a color code! -looks shocked-
Meg: -throws everyone out of the house- Bye! I will kill you next time! -grabs axe and almost hits Mori-
Everyone: MEG!!!!!!
Meg: SHUT UP PEOPLE!
Everyone: -quiets down-
Kayla: Bye! -dodges my axe-