leaf boi: good morning u furry fuck
pyro 🔥: good morning. im not a furry.
leaf boi: riiigghtt that's why ur pfp is a fucking furry
pyro 🔥: its my oc u marble
leaf boi: wow i don't think ive ever been called a marble before
leaf boi: anyways how are you??
pyro🔥: yeah? well i take great pride in my creative insults
pyro 🔥: also, im still confused as to why you're trying to talk to me
leaf boi: because you seem interesting? and i have no friends, so
pyro 🔥: ill be ur friend u lonely lil plant child
leaf boi: um who are you calling a plant you fucking pyromaniac motherfucker fight me
pyro 🔥: ur name is literally leaf boi like my dude,, my child ,, my son,, u r a pl a n t n ow i t s ok a y. im not a pyromaniac btw lmao my dumb friend just calls me that for a dumb reason
leaf boi: um excuse me don't assume my fucking gender you twat you edgy lil fuck
leaf boi: also lmao whats the reason
pyro 🔥: well jeez man, sorry what gender are you then you rusty whisk
pyro 🔥: inside joke, wouldn't make sense. sorry m8
leaf boi: a fi l t h y c is m a l e o h fuckiN g no rawr xd
leaf boi: also lol okay
pyro 🔥: welp alright,,, so you have yet to tell me about yourself, or simply who you are, like you promised to do, and quite frankly, im offended u cis male
leaf boi: well shit i guess ur right,, alright so my name's calvin but like,, pls call my leafy i hate my name a fucking lot lmao im 21 nd i like dumb video games nd offensive jokes xdddd
leaf boi: what about you pastel furfag
pyro 🔥: rip,, my name's niall , im 20 nd i like oversized sweaters and sleeping despite the fact i don't sleep as much as i should
leaf boi: oh man can i relate to the sleeping thing. also, oversized sweaters? that sounds fucking adorable.
pyro 🔥: stop being gay nd send me a picture of urself so i know ur not a 50 year old man
leaf boi: alright alright but i warn u,,, im fucking ugly
pyro 🔥: same my dude
leaf boi:
leaf boi: oh look a faggot
pyro 🔥: ah heck now im v intimidated to send a picture bc ur cute as heck
leaf boi: nah m8 im a greasy rat se n d a p ic u fucki n piece of sh i t
pyro 🔥: hh hhihsin alrigh t al right but just don't sue me if u go blind
pyro 🔥:
leaf boi: nigga
pyro 🔥: what??
leaf boi: i fucking love axolotls but like why
pyro 🔥: lmao im so r ry hol do n ill sen d a rea l o ne
pyro 🔥:
leaf boi: wtf niall
pyro 🔥: it me
leaf boi: pls let me see ur face my dude
pyro 🔥: fi n e
pyro 🔥:
leaf boi: um ur disgustingly adorable wtf fckign cute u fucking chicken nugget lookin ass piece of shi t
pyro 🔥: fuckin gay
leaf boi: shit oh no u caught me
pyro 🔥: lmao same
leaf boi: srsly tho ur really cute wtf
pyro 🔥: shh no u
leaf boi: shut.
leaf boi: fuck i gotta go to work, cya later u nugget fucker
pyro 🔥: byeeee
leaf boi: ill text you when i can
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