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leaf boi: good morning u furry fuck

pyro 🔥: good morning. im not a furry.

leaf boi: riiigghtt that's why ur pfp is a fucking furry

pyro 🔥: its my oc u marble

leaf boi: wow i don't think ive ever been called a marble before

leaf boi: anyways how are you??

pyro🔥: yeah? well i take great pride in my creative insults

pyro 🔥: also, im still confused as to why you're trying to talk to me

leaf boi: because you seem interesting? and i have no friends, so

pyro 🔥: ill be ur friend u lonely lil plant child

leaf boi: um who are you calling a plant you fucking pyromaniac motherfucker fight me

pyro 🔥: ur name is literally leaf boi like my dude,, my child ,, my son,, u r a pl a n t n ow i t s ok a y. im not a pyromaniac btw lmao my dumb friend just calls me that for a dumb reason

leaf boi: um excuse me don't assume my fucking gender you twat you edgy lil fuck

leaf boi: also lmao whats the reason

pyro 🔥: well jeez man, sorry what gender are you then you rusty whisk

pyro 🔥: inside joke, wouldn't make sense. sorry m8

leaf boi: a fi l t h y c is m a l e o h fuckiN g no rawr xd

leaf boi: also lol okay

pyro 🔥: welp alright,,, so you have yet to tell me about yourself, or simply who you are, like you promised to do, and quite frankly, im offended u cis male

leaf boi: well shit i guess ur right,, alright so my name's calvin but like,, pls call my leafy i hate my name a fucking lot lmao im 21 nd i like dumb video games nd offensive jokes xdddd

leaf boi: what about you pastel furfag

pyro 🔥: rip,, my name's niall , im 20 nd i like oversized sweaters and sleeping despite the fact i don't sleep as much as i should

leaf boi: oh man can i relate to the sleeping thing. also, oversized sweaters? that sounds fucking adorable.

pyro 🔥: stop being gay nd send me a picture of urself so i know ur not a 50 year old man

leaf boi: alright alright but i warn u,,, im fucking ugly

pyro 🔥: same my dude

leaf boi:

leaf boi: oh look a faggot

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leaf boi: oh look a faggot

pyro 🔥: ah heck now im v intimidated to send a picture bc ur cute as heck

leaf boi: nah m8 im a greasy rat se n d a p ic u fucki n piece of sh i t

pyro 🔥: hh hhihsin alrigh t al right but just don't sue me if u go blind

pyro 🔥:

leaf boi: nigga

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leaf boi: nigga

pyro 🔥: what??

leaf boi: i fucking love axolotls but like why

pyro 🔥: lmao im  so r ry hol do n ill sen d a rea l o ne

pyro 🔥:

leaf boi: wtf niall

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leaf boi: wtf niall

pyro 🔥: it me

leaf boi: pls let me see ur face my dude

pyro 🔥: fi n e

pyro 🔥:

leaf boi: um ur disgustingly adorable wtf fckign cute u fucking chicken nugget lookin ass piece of shi t

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leaf boi: um ur disgustingly adorable wtf fckign cute u fucking chicken nugget lookin ass piece of shi t

pyro 🔥: fuckin gay

leaf boi: shit oh no u caught me

pyro 🔥: lmao same

leaf boi: srsly tho ur really cute wtf

pyro 🔥: shh no u

leaf boi: shut.

leaf boi: fuck i gotta go to work, cya later u nugget fucker

pyro 🔥: byeeee

leaf boi: ill text you when i can

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