Mikasa: *sitting at table* ITS. BEEN. ELEVENTEEN. YEARS. SINCE. BLAZE. UPDATED. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *slams her head on table with each word*
Sasha: fear not citizen for I has potatoes
Mikasa: u wot
Sasha: POTATO! *throws 50,000,000 potatoes at Levi who is walking down the hall with Blaze*
Levi: GAH *is knocked unconscious*
Blaze: AHH YOU KILLED HIM!
Mikasa: he's unconscious
Blaze: oh ok *gets knocked unconscious by a potato*
Mikasa: ........wut
Sasha: YOU HAVENT UPDATED SINCE CHRISTMAS!
Mikasa: Im scared
Sasha: you haven't gotten triggered recently
Mikasa: 0-0
Sasha: 🍾🍷🍸🍺🍻
Mikasa: AAASSDHDHUGJIFGDUUFDDJFJTEJRWHRWSRUJGSGJDJDGKDYJSTHWRHARSFHDGJKDGGKDDJGJFSWHRYRWWRHWHRJTEDJGJDIYIYFIFYDTIUDTSRHHRARWUHRWWURUWTWTJJSFGJSJGXNZVMGSJSFFAUUWRIETUSTJST
