Mikasa: omg Eren hold on to me
Eren: Mikasa I'm scared *clings on to her and pees himself*
Mikasa: o-o I'm calling 911
Mikasa: *dials 911 and calls walking out into the hallway to get a better look*
Dialling
Blaze: YELLOW DIS IS 911 HOW CAN I HELP YOU DIS EVENING
Mikasa: BLAZE HOW DID U BECOME A 911 DISPATCHER
Blaze: myyyyy aunnntttt
Mikasa: ok just dispatch a squad car someone broke into my house they look unarmed buuttt
Figure: *pulls out two machine guns* were are dem waffles
Mikachu: OMG IS WOLF SHES DRUNK ON WINDEX
Blaze: can u describe her for me
Mikasa: u know wat wolf looks like she's been ur friend for years
Blaze: thank you for describing now just keep calm and listen to my voice ok
Mikachu: BLAZE IM 15 IM NOT A SCARED CHILD DONT PATRONISE ME
Blaze: I'm reading off a sheet ok it protocol ok Imma quit tomorrow k so don't be quoting Bluestar on me ok
Mikasa: fine but she has the waffles
SQUAD CARS: WEEE WOOOO WEEEEE WOOOOO *crashes through the side of the house*
Blaze: *is in the car* JUMP IN WOLF
Wolf: THANK U *jumps in and they get away with the waffles*
Mikasa: my house
Eren: my waffles 😫
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