Dare ~Rowena 'Loch' Lomond~

Kiss Kiss, FALL IN- *ducks to avoid knife getting thrown at my cranium*

Me: Hello there, everyone. I hope you are having a.. 'decent' day, because... WE HAVE A DARE.

Rowena: Alright, fuck no.

Me: Just. Frakking. Do. iT.

Rowena: *sighs in an annoyed way* Fine, what the hell do they want?

Oliver: I'll read it, loves! *reads the dare, covers mouth to muffle giggling*

Rowena: (Shit.. This cannot be good.) Spit it out.

Oliver and Me: MysteryDancer5678 says, "Rowena, I dare you to get 10 kisses, either on the cheek or the lips, by 10 different people." *look at each other and chuckle*

Rowena: *starts walking out of room and flips us, and the viewers off* No, no, no, fuck you all-

Matt: *grabs the back of her shirt's collar* Just fuckin' do it, alright?

Rowena: What's with you today? And, did you even hear what the da- *gets interrupted by Matt smashing his lips against hers*

Matt: *has some brief tongue action before pulling away* That's one down, nine more to go.

Rowena: *cheeks are burning red* FUCK YOU! You could've given me a fucking WARNING or somethin', ya bastard!

Matt: But it's fun to mess with you sometimes, Ro. *cracks a minimal smile*

Rowena: *eye twitches, but chuckles bitterly* This NEVER happened, 'lright?

Matt: *shrugs* Whatever..

Rowena: *grins, playfully punching him in the arm before walking back to me and Oliver*

Me: So.. You got surprise kissed by your best friend. How was it..~?

Rowena: *flips me off* How is THAT for an answer?

Oliver: Ahem! *nudges her with Swear Jar*

Rowena: *stuffs ten dollars into Jar*

Oliver: *smiles, leans over and pecks her cheek sweetly* There, now you only have eight more to go~!

Rowena: *blinks, obviously not expecting that* Thanks, Ollie.. *gets an idea*

Me: What is it?

Rowena: I think I have an idea on how to get those.. Kisses fast.

Me: Oh, you can think?

Rowena: Fuck dhut cuideachd.. ('Fuck you too' in Scottish)

Me: Bitchy Seòrsa siùrsach. ('Bitchy whore', also Scottish)

Rowena: *eyebrow twitches, but just sighs* Like I was saying, I have two options of how to do this; One, I was thinking that maybe I could do something for some people, help them out for example, and then try to get the kiss.

Oliver: And what is the second option?

Rowena: I sway my hips a bit, and maybe give 'em a little.. Private service with me for an hour~..

Me: In other words, you be a whore.

Oliver: Admin! That's rude! But.. I might have to agree..

Rowena: Screw you both. Well, I'm off. *walks off and leaves us* Alright, who should I go to first? *instantly thinks of Luciano, then shakes head* Get yer act straight, woman! Stop thinkin' about him!

???: *from behind* So, your talking to yourself? I guess that's the new trend. *chuckles*

Rowena: *turns around to see Alex, sighs heavily* Yeah, and here's another 'trend', Al..: *flips him off*

Alex: *rolls his eyes, smirking* Anyway, what'cha up to?

Rowena: ..Why the hell do YOU care?

Alex: Oh, I don't.

Rowena: Thanks a lot, arsehat. Anyway, I assume you know the crappy dare I was given?

  Alex: OOOHHH yeah. I saw Matt walkin' by a couple minutes ago, seeming kind of smug. I asked what he seemed so giddy about, and he told me about your stupid-ass dare. Now people will REALLY start callin' you a slut.

Rowena: Piss up a rope, Alex.

  Alex: *snickering* So, how about it? You want your third so you can get to those six other kisses?~

Rowena: *eye twitches as she pulls him into a kiss, her stomach lurching*

Alex: *smirks, but is soon pushed back roughly* Hey, what the hell?

  Rowena: *wipes mouth thoroughly* That's what you get fer tryin' to shove yer tongue down my throat.

Alex: You let Matt do it, so why can't I?

  Rowena: Because unlike YOU, I trust him enough to know he wouldn't do anything too crazy, even though he surprised me with that. He IS my closest friend, after all. You on the other hand...

Alex: Heh, yeah fuck you too. *turns around and walks off like he owns the world*

  Rowena: *scoffs and mumbles something about using double the mouthwash tonight* Alright, who ne- *feels arms wrap around her from behind*

Flavio: *is hugging her from the back* Ciao, Rowena bellá~!

Rowena: *recognizes the voice and sighs* Hello, Flavio..

Flavio: And yes, I know about your little dare. You naughty thing~..

Rowena: Is there anyone who DOESN'T fuckin' know?? *slips out of his grasp*

Flavio: Well, Luci hasn't said anything, so I'd figure HE doesn't know at all.

  Rowena: *blushes a bit at Luciano's mention, but shakes head* He doesn't? Huh.. I thought someone would've said somethin' by now.

  Flavio: Yeah, but I know! *leans upward and pecks her lips* Five to go! Good luck, bellá~! *walks of happily*

  Rowena: ..This is takin' longer than I initially thought, so I shall cut this in half, since I have half the kisses anyhow. So, see ye ad look out fer part two of this soon, bastards.. *flips off viewers with a grin*